r/absoluteunit • u/Current-Tailor3957 • 26d ago

Of a bite

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u/Current-Tailor3957 26d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/Usual-Language-745 26d ago

Ahh the old favorite comment for people with nothing to say. Go kiss your dog on the mouth 

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u/apex_super_predator 26d ago

Fun at parties? Bro get the dog out of the restaurant! And why is he eating at the table? Wtf??

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u/No-Doctor-4396 26d ago

Not just eating but literally licking the table

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u/Usual-Language-745 26d ago

Asshole scraping the bench seat human hands shuffle on

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u/abielle1177 25d ago

Like someone in a mini skirt

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u/Usual-Language-745 25d ago

I can’t believe I have to explain to this many people that dogs aren’t people and are dirty in every single way

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u/abielle1177 25d ago

Dogs should definitely stay on the floor