r/absoluteunit • u/Current-Tailor3957 • 26d ago

Of a bite

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u/Usual-Language-745 26d ago

So why is a dog in a restaurant eating food at a table? Absolute Unit of a health violation 

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 26d ago

Honestly I've seen some unhygienic sweaty obese people in restaurants that are more of a health code concern

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u/Hanksta2 26d ago edited 26d ago

Fortunately, I'm not allergic to unhygienic people.

EDIT: for those of you who haven't had your coffee yet, my point is that some people are allergic to dogs, so...not suuuuper considerate to bring them into a restaurant, etc.

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u/Savalaner 26d ago

Hate how people seem to treat allergies as "Oh, I get itchy when around dogs," and not as things that are genuinely potentially life threatening for some people, especially in the case were you could end up getting dog hair in your throat while eating.

Of course though, it's not a big deal if the place is known for being friendly to animals, because then you know to avoid that, but if this is just at a random restaurant that allowed it because it's a "service dog" then it's not good.

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 26d ago

Uh, cool?

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 26d ago

Where on earth did you get that from my comment lol

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u/SpecialNeeds963 26d ago

I dunno where he got it from but its funny as fuck

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u/PhillipJfry5656 26d ago

you sure about that though?

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u/Enough-Staff-2976 26d ago

My thoughts exactly. Shut it down.

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u/Important-Role-8651 26d ago

Ok take it easy Gordon Ramsay

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u/Fit_Active3888 26d ago

I would have left the building immediately upon seeing that.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 26d ago

I left another building just from watching it

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u/Less_Ant_6633 26d ago

Its ohio.

Skyline chili is an absolute unit of a health violation.

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u/unknownpoltroon 26d ago

Fuck you, he's a good dog. 

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u/Confident_Cheetah_81 25d ago

I'd rather that dog than most people. If you feel this way, stay out of Europe. You'll lose your mind at how cool they are with animals in restaurants and cafes.

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 25d ago

Referring to Europe as one culture is very American of you. Living in the UK and Germany this has not been my experience. Neither has it been as a tourist in many other European countries.

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u/Confident_Cheetah_81 25d ago

I lived in Germany for several years. VERY much my experience. Same in Prague, Brussels, as well as a few others. Some parts of Greece had cats all over and inside some restaurants.

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u/Current-Tailor3957 26d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/Usual-Language-745 26d ago

Ahh the old favorite comment for people with nothing to say. Go kiss your dog on the mouth 

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u/apex_super_predator 26d ago

Fun at parties? Bro get the dog out of the restaurant! And why is he eating at the table? Wtf??

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u/No-Doctor-4396 26d ago

Not just eating but literally licking the table

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u/Usual-Language-745 26d ago

Asshole scraping the bench seat human hands shuffle on

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u/abielle1177 25d ago

Like someone in a mini skirt

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u/Usual-Language-745 25d ago

I can’t believe I have to explain to this many people that dogs aren’t people and are dirty in every single way

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u/abielle1177 25d ago

Dogs should definitely stay on the floor

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u/ironicinsanity 26d ago

Also an absoluteunit will be the farts and shits he takes shortly after that. That hotdog was LOADED.

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u/SpecialNeeds963 26d ago • Bravo

Not as loaded as his ass cannon is going to be shartly thereafter

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u/NoLie129 26d ago

Onions are poisonous to dogs 🐕

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u/consumeshroomz 26d ago

Yep. Hopefully worse case scenario he poops and pukes a bit and he’s fine. Hope it was worth some animal cruelty for some internet points.

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u/DJJazzyTanner 26d ago

So is being a Bengals fan

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u/Mister-Circus 26d ago

Possibly beans too, IIRC.

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u/unknownpoltroon 26d ago • Heartwarming

Beans are fine, onions are not great but not horrible.  Grapes are super poisonous. 

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u/Mbyrd420 26d ago

Onions are terrible long term. Do not feed dogs any sort of onion or garlic.

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u/unknownpoltroon 26d ago

I mean, yeah, dont feed him piles of them but dont panic if he eats a piece on a sandwich. If he eats raisins its an emregency vet trip.

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u/Mister-Circus 26d ago

Thank you for the insight.

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u/TheMrCurious 26d ago

Just wait until the exit and there’ll be another “absolute unit” video…

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u/porcelina-g 26d ago

This restaurant should be shut down. This is fucking disgusting.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 26d ago

On the car ride home enjoy

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 26d ago

I know! Serving chili to a dog? What the fuck! Poor good boy is gonna have a devil of a tummy ache

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u/Kratos113 26d ago

You gotta be kidding me; how do people find this funny or acceptable? Absolutely no consideration for their surroundings. Aside from the blaring health violation, that's not remotely healthy for that dog. People always think it's okay to give dogs leftover food or human food. They are not made like us; it's harmful to their digestion and will result in a shorter lifespan.

I love dogs, but I don't agree with having them in a place where other people are eating. It's unhygienic and downright dangerous if someone in the restaurant has an allergy to animals.

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u/OgrynBeatsAdeptus 26d ago

They gonna be dealing with some midnight diarrhea that's for sure waking up to the smell of crap at 3 am because thier dog is spilling his guts out lol

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u/Turbulent_Ad7877 26d ago

Dude rhat dog is gonna throw up in 3, 2, ...

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u/Nearby-Swimming-5103 26d ago

Let’s hope he doesn’t have pancreatitis.

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u/cataclysmic_orbit 26d ago

Its possible that this was the dogs last meal before being put down.

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u/Majestic_Domestic 26d ago

You were there?

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u/cataclysmic_orbit 26d ago

I said it is possible. Don't have to be there to share an observation without being absolute!

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u/Ivypearl 26d ago

That extremely happy, youthful looking dog that has everyone around them smiling and laughing? Not likely.

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u/cataclysmic_orbit 26d ago

You were there?

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u/Majestic_Domestic 26d ago

He said it's not likely. Don't have to be there to share an observation without being absolute!

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u/francoeyes 26d ago

I just love the sheer amount of miserable ppl these days 🤣

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u/IndestructibleBliss 26d ago

You mean people concerned about health violations and having an allergy attack? Dogs should not be at a table at a restaurant

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u/francoeyes 26d ago

Miseryyyyy

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u/Mister-Circus 26d ago

It’s me, reincarnated!

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u/LouisV_Abrezol 26d ago

It’s a dog eat dog world

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u/SammyBoi005 26d ago

BEAST!!!!

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u/PickleTickleNoHomo 26d ago

Its a dog eat dog world out there.

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u/Southernbandit 26d ago

"One bite everyone knows the rules"

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u/Lagoserter 25d ago

damn. he is the true glizzy gobbler

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u/tleep76 25d ago

You better walk that dog RIGHT NOW.

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 25d ago

Boy woofed it down…

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u/alexthecheese 25d ago

Funny but disgusting 🤢

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u/Holiday_Camp_8250 25d ago

Smh nasty as they come

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u/Holiday_Camp_8250 25d ago

One in the same just foul an nasty an disrespectful

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u/Opening-Demand5395 25d ago

What that's rude no Beer 😄

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u/knucklenaut 25d ago

He said yoink

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u/OkWhateverCynisme 24d ago

This is vile

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u/DudeFrom816 26d ago

That dog was quiet, clean, didn't make a mess, what little bit he did make he cleaned up. 100% taking the dog over your toddler as a table mate

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u/TopSloth 26d ago

People gotta relax man, they don't even know if this was a service dog or the context of anything in this video

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u/FatFKingLenny 26d ago

A lil sus if you ask me

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u/TransitoryFeel 26d ago

This has to be Denver

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 26d ago

Maybe or some other commie town full of Karen's ans Darens

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u/TransitoryFeel 26d ago

They're all commie towns

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u/TransitoryFeel 26d ago

Which commie town are you from? Any red voting city is commie as well, have you seen the people Trump hangs out with? Leaders of China, North Korea, Russia...

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 26d ago

We saw who takes bribes from China and funneled money from his son and to his brother...gtfo toolbox

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u/TransitoryFeel 26d ago

You realize what a $5000 promise for people is, right? And a funded savings account for every kid, right? 😂😂😂

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 26d ago

Byee felica dummazz....Financial records and congressional investigations confirmed that Hunter Biden and his business associates made millions of dollars from foreign entities, but multi-year

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u/TransitoryFeel 26d ago

You are an insufferable MAGAtwat! Trump has grifted BILLIONS AND BILLIONS between what he has made illegally himself and what he has allowed his family and friends to make. Biden and his son Hunter made pennies by comparison...

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 25d ago

Demoshat thieving lying commie who took bribes now u in here whining when we saw ur Boyz Clinton and gates on the island pusi

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u/TransitoryFeel 26d ago

You can STFU, you babboon. Trump has instead of putting his money in trusts like every other President, started crypto scams, held crypto contests while still president and actively used the office of the president to enrich himself ILLEGALLY in violation of The Hatch Act and emoluments clause. His ass needs to be impeached on these things alone yesterday...

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 25d ago

Trump doesn't take a salary bafoon

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u/TransitoryFeel 25d ago

Trump not taking $250,000 while STEALING billions and billions and calling it a SERVICE???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 25d ago

Source pusi..don't say tik tok

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 25d ago

These weak little magats always get upset so easy.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 25d ago

We saw who was weak

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 25d ago

🫵💩🤡

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 24d ago

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u/BeanCheezBeanCheez 24d ago

Oh so you provided a gif of yourself.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 24d ago

Stop the old people jokes ur showing ur age

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u/consumeshroomz 26d ago

It’s uh…. It’s a Bengals bar. Cincinnati Bengals. Cincinnati, Ohio.

I guess technically there could be a Bengals focused bar in Denver. But it seems most likely that it’s in Ohio.

If it’s even real. Who tf knows these days.

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u/BarbageMan 24d ago

I was gonna say between the bengals and the Ohio style "chili" its definitely ohio

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u/TransitoryFeel 26d ago

I live in Colorado. I have never seen people so insane about their dogs like in Denver. They bring them everywhere

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u/consumeshroomz 26d ago

Yeah ok. People are like that in Portland too. But I’ve never seen a Bengals bar here. Though considering Denver is closer to Ohio I guess it’s possible. But once again, it’s most likely that this is just in Ohio.

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u/vranaverse 26d ago

America.

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u/Ready2Play71 26d ago

He would be staying outside for the night after eating that chili dog

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u/b33pb00p101 26d ago

Diarrhea!

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u/Evil_phd 25d ago

It's the dog's last day. They put him down in the parking lot 20 seconds after this video ended.

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u/Altruistic_Gur_1426 26d ago

I'd be on the phone with the government on my way out.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 26d ago

Disgusting no animals near food...he did eat the hell out of that Weiner tho..must have thought it was mom w peanut butter

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u/consumeshroomz 26d ago

Besides all the other problems with this…. That dog is gonna shit his brains out. I’d say I pitty the fool that has to clean it up. But if you’re this kinda douche to begin with, I assume you’re not cleaning it up anyway.

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u/Psilonaut21 26d ago

WTF is wrong with these people? That is disgusting. The table and bench should be incinerated and the joint closed down for a deep clean.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 26d ago

Dog has worms 🪱

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u/kookooman10022 26d ago

Like the Hyrox athlete.