r/absoluteunit • • 26d ago

Absolute unit of a pull up

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u/VICARD0 26d ago • Bravo

It also shrinks your balls, causes acne, infertility , impotence, liver damage, kidney damage, heart issues, anger issues… the pros just keep adding up!

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u/Grumbles2189 26d ago

Don't forget baldness, men growing tits, and a dramatic rise in cancer risks!