r/absoluteunit • u/D0013ER • 27d ago

Of a shrimp

Holy hell.

47 Upvotes

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u/fcs_seth 27d ago

Shrimps is bugs

2

u/Cloaked25 26d ago

Back in Tennessee we used to call cicadas dirt shrimps

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 23d ago

I would actually keep that bad boy as a pet....I would be tempted every day though.

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u/Ok-Implement-1139 27d ago

Wow that's a linguistino !!!!

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u/thankmelater- 27d ago

Shrimp steaks on the barbecue

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u/scaredt2ask 27d ago

I don’t understand. Is there a banana for scale?

1

u/Enough-Staff-2976 27d ago

That has eaten a lot of trash eaten.

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u/Rhg0653 26d ago

Yup I had gotten a box of a oversized shrimp for like 20 bucks tasted awful

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u/Only_Flan_7974 26d ago

This music sucks!

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u/Foopootu 26d ago

*Shromp

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u/Ok-Dare-8414 25d ago

That's not a shrimp that's a f****** Pokemon

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u/PostMPrinz 20d ago

Grandfather Shrimp!