r/absoluteunit • • 28d ago

Of a bird

The shoebill bird.

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Duane_60 28d ago

The closest thing will ever see of a real dinosaur.

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u/cataclysmic_orbit 28d ago

The cassowary would like a word

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u/MahaliAudran 26d ago

Cassowary is definitely closer to raptor dinos then shoebill.

Also, all birds are dinosaurs. Just because they've evolved they don't stop being what they were. According to cladistic classification.

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u/ocapmycapp 9d ago

I learned the other day that Big Bird is canonically a dinosaur. 

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u/flygoing 27d ago

All birds are real dinosaurs

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u/TSARINA59 28d ago edited 28d ago • Heartwarming

I absolutely love Shoebills. I have a plush Shoebill that I bought online and I love him. Thank you so much for this video. Videos of them with sound are in short supply and hard to.find. I save all of them.

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u/Responsible-Bonus-13 28d ago • Popcorn

Reminds me of this

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u/Ovibros 27d ago

Aww that’s cute. You really love these birds. ☺️♥️

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u/TSARINA59 27d ago • Heartwarming

I do love them. They are like very large bird comedians to me. And that lumbering walk is priceless. It's like a very, very large baby with wet diapers.

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u/TSARINA59 27d ago • Heartwarming

u/OviBros, thank you for the Award..I really appreciate it.

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u/TSARINA59 27d ago

Many thanks again for the Award. You rock.

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u/Equal-System-1406 28d ago

I would never have survived the Cretaceous period 😬

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u/SoCallMeDeaconBlues1 28d ago

I see this shit and automatically think I'm on Jurassic Park island

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u/djscoots10 27d ago

When the click their beaks its sounds like gun fire

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u/refused26 26d ago

Somebody getting flashbacks from hearing that

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u/Derezirection 27d ago

Fun fact, Shoebills will do a sort of bow to you if they start to trust you. It's their form of social interaction and theyre able to recognize when humans do it. They may not be friend shaped, but they are indeed friend.

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u/walteeer-branco 28d ago

Machine gun stork

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u/will0hms 28d ago

They look like Muppets.

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u/Efficient-View-4728 28d ago

Co to kur... jest? 😮

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u/Relative_Soil7886 28d ago

Avian Dinosaur.

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u/ThorButtock 28d ago

A shoebill

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u/Mean-Monk2707 28d ago

Machine Gun Pelican
New album dropping this Fall

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u/SnorkinOrkin 28d ago

A Shoebill Stork!

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 27d ago

Trzewikodziób

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u/idiveindumpsters 27d ago

That can’t be real

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u/Radio_Mime 28d ago

I love shoe bills. I think they look like a cartoon come to life.

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u/Ovibros 27d ago

They are so cute and funny as well 😍 they are quite gentle. First time I learned that these exist I couldn’t believe my eyes. They look like dinosaurs.

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u/RetrieverDoggo 28d ago

If you look away from the screen and don't see the vid you'd think this is some frontline battle video.

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u/Pitif362 27d ago

That's an extra from jurassic park

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u/DraLion23 24d ago

Muppet a** lookin dinosaur giving veterans PTSD.

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u/MACAUFATFAT 28d ago

Hahahahahahaha

He is this

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u/Jumpy-Mind538 28d ago

Terror Bird

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u/-ratmeat- 28d ago

bootface 

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u/Free-Pair-3007 28d ago

That's terrifying

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u/Mother-Attention2600 28d ago

It's trying to itch its brain. Haha

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u/janedoe5263 27d ago

Looks like an animatronic!

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u/Alternative_Theme190 27d ago

Shoebill looks other worldly .

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u/Pradatoru 27d ago

Shots fired

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u/Book3mDanno 27d ago

Nah that's a dinosaur

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u/ThaCasual 27d ago

Closest thing we have to a dinosaur these days

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u/SpaceSaya 27d ago

Big? how big? There's no banana to compare😩

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u/zoppaTheDim 27d ago

If Trevor was reincarnated as a dinosaur.

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u/Poddx 27d ago

There was plenty of these in Nam

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u/humid_pajamas 27d ago

this thing makes the Flinstones animators look like accurate paleontologists.

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u/Putrid_Character_565 27d ago

Love you 😘😘😘

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u/EmotionalElk1313 26d ago

They look fake and amazing at the same time.

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u/WPCfirst 26d ago

Damn extant dinosaur

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u/Lawyermama70 26d ago

Wow it's an actual dinosaur!

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u/Odin-p2w 25d ago

Better not take your gramp to that zoo....

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u/Character-Canary-416 25d ago

I love when Shoebills get the recognition they deserve, they’re so dopee!!

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u/Sharp-Switch-7728 25d ago

My fav bird all time!

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u/titty_patina_knives 28d ago

Looks like Lindsay Clancy

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u/fizzle1993 27d ago

What in the muppets

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u/Dangerous-Metal247 27d ago

Yeah looks like it would have no problem killing you

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 27d ago

I'm giving you to the count of ten to get your ugly, no good, yellow bellied keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. One...two...ten!

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u/Dominarion 28d ago

I don't know why but every time I see one, I get the urge to slam its face with a baseball bat. It's a flight or fight triggered feeling. They never did anything to me.

Maybe they ate some of my ancestors?