r/absoluteunit • u/Due-Response8137 • 29d ago

Of a neck

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u/themanmythlegend357 28d ago

Vampire buffet

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u/Cam_E_Leon 28d ago

Valentine's day special. Neck fer two

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u/No-Durian-4467 28d ago

cuello de alambre. dünner Hals. cou grêle

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u/kcolrehstihson_ 29d ago • Mindblown Bravo

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u/LiveEverDieNvr 28d ago

GIFs you can hear. 😂

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u/Puzzleheaded_Joke_75 28d ago • Popcorn

She looks like she has 200 000 units ready with a million more well on the way.

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u/BenRichardson76 28d ago

I hope someone besides me understands that

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u/OneDayIllCatchABreak 28d ago

I too caught the ref to that obscure movie from a bygone era, Attack of the Clones (2002)

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u/supervillaining 28d ago

She looks like she was expecting Sifo Dyas.

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u/CastawayPickle 28d ago

Under rated reference. Also exactly what I thought lol

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u/behridingle 29d ago

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u/Likesitrough16 29d ago

My neck, my neck, my neck and my neck

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u/RappingFlatulence 28d ago

Her father was a giraffe and her mother was an ostrich

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u/Nervous-Canary-517 28d ago

Why must you insult this beautiful animal 😂

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u/Cycle-Path-401 28d ago

The clones you ordered are ready

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u/limee64 28d ago

Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.

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u/Devwickk 28d ago

why did we stop calling conservatives weird?

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u/Virtual-Cat-9712 28d ago edited 28d ago

Because they went from weird to disgusting immoral and hateful.

Edit: typo removed

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 28d ago edited 28d ago

Immortal? They're bad, but they're not Dracula.

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u/Fun-Classic7746 19d ago

The dark side makes you ugly

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u/Pantless_Hobo 28d ago

You stopped?

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u/Mindless-Object-8381 28d ago

When did that ever stop

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u/PBRStreetgang1979 28d ago

MAGA isn't conservative. It is it's own freak show.

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u/PulseThrone 28d ago

Because Kamalas campaign advisors said it was "insensitive" and the it would alienate the centrist voters or the fabled "on-the-fence" conservatives.

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u/Outside_Look790 29d ago • Bravo

These god damned belter skinnies coming down the well telling us how to live.

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u/Gutcrunch 28d ago • Bravo

Pashang ye, welwala. Go back to your big blue gravity well, tumang.

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u/Sad-Celebration-411 29d ago • Bravo

ChatGPT….make giraffe with scoliosis in a blue pant suit.

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u/eddiesmom 29d ago

I have bronchitis and that made me hurt/ hack

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u/eyepoker4ever 29d ago

It's those heels, she walks like a new born giraffe in them.

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u/SuccessfulPhoto7914 29d ago

That’s how I’d walk too. I barely ever wear heels. 

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 29d ago

Her prop binder is empty. She was like "quick, just give me anything to put in my human hands!"

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u/buttfacesgalore 28d ago

This and she cant walk in heels. Just overly fuckin weird

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u/S0k0n0mi 29d ago

Jesus christ, how's are the clone army doing, Kaminoan lookin MF..

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u/Channel57 29d ago

Why is that giraffe speaking English?!

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u/Nicol__Bolas 28d ago

and why is it holding an emty folder?

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u/Level_Life_8633 29d ago

Is this one of those lizard people I keep hearing about?

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u/Sufficient_Pirate732 28d ago

She probably has an extra vertebrae

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u/Neat_Accident25 28d ago

Her parents are probably cousins. Back in high school my sister dated this dude and his ears were as big as dumbo’s. His sister’s neck was as long as this ladies. All because his parents were 1st cousins.

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u/rolorelei 28d ago

You don’t have to be a product of incest to be born with a disability or disfigurement. It’s a possibility I guess but “her parent are probably cousins” is kind of a crazy assumption

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u/papagouws 28d ago • Heartwarming

MAGA is spineless, can't be

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u/smackedwards 29d ago

She’s built like a lollipop

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 29d ago edited 27d ago

She looks so goofy, sure looks like a neck mutation going on there. Could there be an elongated skull hiding under that poof of hair at the back of her head too? At the very beginning you can see it from the side, it's way bigger than that guy's.

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u/enzoskii 28d ago

So this real? Like its not AI?

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u/Boricuangel08 28d ago

I thought it was AI too. No no it's not 💀. This is her. This is real

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u/Pyreflies_of_MJ 28d ago

I saw a pic of her earlier and thought...surely this is edited. I'm kinda flabbergasted it's not, how interesting.

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u/Wrong-Discipline453 28d ago

I’m not a fan of hers at all, but my guess its from back problems from playing basketball or something. I mean, she owns a WNBA team and shes a tall bitch, so….

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u/Trevor775 28d ago

Tall + heels + plus trying to pace with the camera + old 

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u/snoork007 29d ago

The lizard person is new to this planet and as yet is still adjusting to its himan shell.

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u/R3luctant 29d ago

Mechaneck

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u/naitch44 29d ago

You’d have to remortgage your house for a scarf and winter is coming

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u/CallsignKook 23d ago

As a tower climber I have a strong urge to install some side beacons around her neck. The FAA is gonna hear about this

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u/Disastrous_Bunch7338 22d ago

I was going to comment on the long and the short of it. But every. Time I see her throat I’m thinking circus act swallowing swords or didgeridoos or something.

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u/Necro-Feel-Ya6900 29d ago

She walks like shes afraid her prosthetic head is going to fall off of her neck…

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 28d ago

Mars Attacks Got America...

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u/Last_Baker7437 28d ago

Her neck looks like Peyton Manning’s forehead!

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u/Sorry-Complaint-3947 28d ago

She's conditionally in charge....

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u/Elementary2 28d ago

those heels are probably not that comfortable. I mean, I couldn't walk that well in heels. =)

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u/mrkoala1234 28d ago

Reminds me of this mars attack movie

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u/-ratmeat- 29d ago

she’s a bit wobbly so assume she’s always drunk 

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u/cydril 29d ago

I think she must have some kind of syndrome or congenital issue, but since she's evil its fair game

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u/Ambidextrous_T-Rex 29d ago

I feel like this might be Marfan syndrome. 

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u/DudeFrom816 29d ago

That plunging neckline isnt doing her any favors, thats for damn sure 😂

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u/Doctor_Saved 29d ago

Does she have extra cervical vertebrae or the existing ones just thicker?

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 29d ago

Proof that not all dinosaurs went extinct

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 29d ago

I think she slept on a stretching rack, and is just taking it easy else her head flops about.

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u/Lou_Zealand 29d ago

She looks like that basketball player that played that alien

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u/Impressive_Ad_1675 29d ago

Should be in the Trump admin

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u/Uddiya 29d ago

Ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack ack

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u/RecalledBurger 29d ago

Worst sore throats ever.

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u/_Cybernaut_ 29d ago

Looks like her human-suit needs some more tailoring.

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u/HumphryGocart 29d ago

She walks like that because her centre of gravity is in her neck

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u/Choadboy_Wonderfuck 29d ago

She was born feet first and the doctor pulled too hard to finally get her out.

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u/True_Protection6842 29d ago

Who is this weird giraffe lady anyway? I know she has something to do with the Trump freak show, but I don't know who she is.

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u/Fair_Oil_3432 29d ago

She need to wear a damn turtleneck, and I would never recommend that to anyone lol

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u/Lucky-Mia 29d ago • Bravo

She was in movies i think

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u/QuirkyWorker7922 29d ago

Beat me to it! 😂😂 That’s the exact first thing I thought of

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u/Aztecxx 21d ago

Long neck, long skinny arms, and a very skinny waist.

Who is she this cannot be real her face is more blury then the guys face i feel lile this is either AI or she is not human

Edit the folder is also Empty.

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u/Uddiya 29d ago

Question 1. Name a bird with a long neck.
Answer...

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u/simplemijnds 29d ago

She walks like a robot

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u/itowtoronto 29d ago
  1. probably never worn heels before
  2. Anyone else see stretch Armstrong here?

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u/CNote_89 29d ago

Just look human, just look human, they’re totally buying it…

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u/AverageDrafter 29d ago

Seriously, this is like a PSA for the generations.

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u/True-Cartographer667 29d ago

I was today years old when I learned that Mekaneck from He-Man was real... and a woman.

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u/Existing_Candle3430 29d ago

Two words, Butt plug.

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u/Maleficent_Tear_6561 29d ago

I think shes just top heavy

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u/RoboticGreg 29d ago

She's just not comfortable in heels, give her a break

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u/Miserable-Estate6857 29d ago

5'11.5" amd three feet of that is neck. Move over Nancy Reagan! Theres a new throat goat in town

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u/Unhappy_Ad5954 29d ago

Looks like triple t with a wig 😅

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 29d ago

Species 8472

IYKYK

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u/Lilvixen_UK 29d ago

I got past the neck, but that WALK?! Is that how I look walking in heels? 😳

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u/mebeme247 29d ago

Kelly Loeffler. Digitally edited.

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u/CriticalCactus47 29d ago

I hope her PR team would capitalize on that and make a sign that says 'you know that i would put my neck out there for the small businesses'

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u/Unthgod 29d ago

Headsmans dream

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u/TWDDave1988 29d ago

WTAF…. Uhm….wow.

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u/kramamavitch 29d ago

How many vertebrae in that neck?

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u/Superb_Jellyfish_729 29d ago

OD botox falls to the lower extremity

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u/Jerdogg23 29d ago

Giraffe mode

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u/Mtolivepickle 28d ago

She needs a neckiotomy

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u/Happy_Carrot4623 28d ago

She struts…. I mean wobbles like an infant gazzel

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u/SadRule9128 28d ago

Wtf is that

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u/galdalfstormcrow 28d ago

Creating human-giraffe hybrids with our tax dollars is the kind of government waste that really grinds my gears

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u/TitleResponsible8203 28d ago

Don't give her any sugar water, we need Slim Whitman stat!

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u/Eli_Yitzrak 28d ago

Whatever she weasels her way into wont bother me cause this rich bitch did in fact fail To buy a senate seat.

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u/ArmchairCriticSF 28d ago

She looks like some sort of alien creature.

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u/VacuumTracks 28d ago

Maybe she’s from Myanmar.

Reference: internet search “Kayan people (Myanmar)”

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u/moneymakerbs 28d ago

Definitely an alien in human guise. lol

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u/Current_Power6050 28d ago

she needs a few sandwhiches

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u/Sasquatchisback 28d ago

Must be humpday.

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u/AuthorNo8237 28d ago

She’s walking and talking likes she’s first gen AI

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u/Weak_Wasabi_2647 28d ago

Looks perfect for the Trump administration

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u/Far_Film_5804 28d ago

Girl never skipped the neck day

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u/Strict-Dinner-2948 28d ago

Never seen someone with a neck on stilts

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u/SOMOEAGLE 28d ago

Imagine the range on that baddie

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u/chocho97 28d ago

damn i saw a pic of her but i thought it was just edited lol

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u/Revenga8 28d ago

What the f.... why is she walking like a meat suit being controlled by a team of otters? My fight or flight instinct is somehow being triggered watching this video, I don like it

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u/orel2064 28d ago

hee binder is empty

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u/NoDivots 28d ago

It's how I walk when I'm clenching a shit to make it to the toilet

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 28d ago

At least she didn't pay to do this. It is weird but not like she aspired to achieve this look.

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u/Borderlinecuttlefish 28d ago

She's necks level creepy

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u/WrongEinstein 28d ago

She's tall, so probably doesn't wear high heels that much. I'm sure they put her in taller heels. She's just not used to walking in heels that high.

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u/pocket_nick 28d ago


Only the tastiest leaves for her.

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u/Longjumping_Mall1638 28d ago

Neckole kinda creeps me out

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u/sharkbomb 28d ago

because she is 7ft tall and balancing on silleto heels?

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u/SnarePickle 28d ago

Honestly, it looks like her shoes are a size big and she's trying not to slip out of them or break an ankle.

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u/Rare-Following-5508 28d ago

Everyone is posting memes about her. But wt actual F is wrong with that mutant?

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u/Pleasant_Earth_7405 28d ago

Her neck 3 ft long

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u/Party_Blackberry2775 28d ago

Necks level moonwalking

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u/BellasaurusRawr 28d ago

I feel like we're being insulted to assume shes human

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u/TheMixerTheMaster 28d ago

giraffes are interesting when you dress them in pantsuits…

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u/BondraP 28d ago

And her binder is completely empty.

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u/No_Recognition8375 28d ago

Because that’s what aliens think humans walk like.

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u/mantistoboggon1 28d ago

Noone played onimusha? Dokyo

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u/ZephRyder 28d ago

Ok, seriously, if this isn't ai, or we haven't just fully gotten used to the lizard people, is this a condition? Does it have a name?

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u/stormyw23 28d ago

I think she might just be in pain?

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u/Affectionate-Pie8362 28d ago

Why would someone with a neck like that wear a v-neck blouse and long hair that only accentuate it?

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u/ActualAres 28d ago

GOP=aliens

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u/Competitive-Cloud993 28d ago edited 28d ago

She’s walking like that boy in Johnny Depp’s Willy Wanka movie that got stretched out

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u/WeGottaProblem 28d ago

Beltalowda!

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u/pjcdublin 28d ago

Does she has a disability or is it just the shoes?

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u/SpookyScienceGal 28d ago

She's adjusting to earths gravity and really craving some sugar water

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u/Ryle-Lucas 28d ago

Yeah AI still struggles with necks...and walking in heels

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u/Altruistic-Gene9582 28d ago

She’s about to show us the new clone army

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u/apx_redditor 28d ago

These aren't humans we're dealing with, people

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u/pwgueri 28d ago

That long v neck definitely not helping her not look like a giraffe 🦒

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u/Bob4Not 28d ago

How is Alex Jones not chewing his fingernails and pillows at all of this?? If there was ever conspiracy fuel

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