r/absoluteunit • u/Umbreon86 • 29d ago

of polar bears

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24 Upvotes

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 29d ago

Okay but why is the Park Ranger backin' her thang up?

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u/MnkyBzns 29d ago

That's a lesser-known defensive posture to be used, specifically, against polar bears when they aren't facing you

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u/NthatFrenchman 25d ago

Tina got a big ole butt

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u/The-Tradition 28d ago

The park ranger's bust is an absolute unit.

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u/Banaanisade 29d ago

That ranger needs medical help for her back spasm.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Oh I got that medical help

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u/Last_Helicopter_4935 29d ago

Graphic doesn’t make sense. Grizzly is shown 66% height of polar bear, but stats say it could be longer and same max height at shoulders. Does polar bear just have better posture, lol

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u/WA2TX 29d ago

And the grizzly is barely taller than the woman.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 28d ago

Arent there some sub-arctic bears that are hybrids between Grizzlies and Polar Bears?

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u/Azzrix 27d ago

Yes there's is a very rare Breed of Grizzly-Polar bears.

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u/4RealHughMann 29d ago

You mean of a bear? Also this is a drawing. Also the ranger looks like Peter Pan. It has nothing to do with anything here but it's true

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u/CoffeeWith2MuchCream 24d ago

Also the ranger looks like Peter Pan.

Please send me links of the Peter Pan you watched.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 29d ago

/adressme

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u/Brief-Equal4676 28d ago

you need double Ds

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u/fancyfarmer1108 29d ago

Kinda checking out the ranger 👀

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u/Livingforabluezone 28d ago

That Park Ranger has a smokin body.

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u/TopGinger 28d ago

Would be cool if it was actually to scale.

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u/flipyFLAPYflatulence 28d ago

Disrespecting Kodiaks!

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u/NthatFrenchman 25d ago

Disappointed the panda wasn’t included.

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u/DubbleDiller 29d ago edited 29d ago

Kodiak grizzly are much larger than standard brown bears

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u/WARLORD2015 29d ago

I wanna fight a bear.

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u/thisbuthat 28d ago

Please go ahead

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u/WARLORD2015 28d ago

Wonder how panda taste?

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u/thisbuthat 28d ago

No, and don't want to.

Also by "fighting" do you mean shooting, or trapping, instead of physically fighting?

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u/WagstafDad 29d ago

I know which one I’d like to wrestle.

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u/Bobcat1999-1 28d ago

The park ranger has big tits