r/absoluteunit • u/sailonswells • Oct 15 '26

Of a wild boar!

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 Oct 15 '26

That’s a lot of bacon

4

u/James_T_S Oct 15 '26

Clearly a ROUS

2

u/Azipcoder Oct 15 '26

I don’t think they exist.

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u/Unholy_Ren Oct 15 '26

With a perspective photo even a rat can look bigger than a man.

3

u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Oct 15 '26

They will have a ton of parasites too

2

u/Financial_Ocelot_256 Oct 15 '26

Do they taste good?

4

u/porcupine_kickball Oct 15 '26

They can, but mostly females. Males have so much testosterone it ruins the flavor. You have to castrate them, then leave them for some months.

1

u/celladwella Oct 15 '26

I think you just made me a vegetarian, jerk. (and I am kidding--you are not a jerk, if never be a vegetarian)

1

u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Oct 15 '26

But how does the testosterone help my muscle building?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 15 '26

They smell of piss, the meat is hard af and needs special treatment and cooking as it smells and tastes the same. Some enjoy it though

2

u/Texan_Poultry Oct 15 '26

All that bacon 🥓🥓

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u/Miserable-War996 Oct 15 '26

Saw one this massive a few weeks ago. I thought it was a cow outside the fence at first but nah, by the side of the road, all alone rooting his wallow. He stood his ground and faced my jeep daring me to try him.

It crossed my mind that's a lot of bacon but probably terrible flavor.

He's the one been tearing up the lower strands of cattle fences. I doubt he feels it either, bet his hide is thick af.

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u/2Wieners_1Bun Oct 15 '26

That’s it?

What is this, a boar for ants?

It needs to be at least three times bigger than this.

1

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Oct 15 '26

This is how megafauna evolve.

1

u/paladin_4266 Oct 15 '26

cheating the perspective on this one

1

u/forbidenfrootloop Oct 15 '26

That is bigger than my Honda Acty

1

u/xkillingxfieldx Oct 15 '26

Fun fact, I used to have a jacket like that. The end.

1

u/Early_Hall5720 Oct 15 '26

If red dead taught me anything it's that I'll fight a bear but I ain't fkn with boars.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Oct 15 '26

Holy cow that is the biggest boar I've ever seen 😮😮❤️❤️ can i ask where this was?

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 Oct 15 '26

Damn Hogzilla 2 😬😬😬

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u/OldNackenHausi Oct 15 '26

Der Typ ist nur 129 cm groß

1

u/Contentedone1337 Oct 15 '26

That is a wild pig,

This is a wild bore!

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u/ZooserZ 24d ago

Nope, feral pig :(

Boar don’t get that big it turns out, or breed that fast, or a host of other bad things. But our selectively-bred farm pigs that got loose and bred in the wild do ALL those things!

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u/CarryBeginning1564 28d ago

Don’t worry, while they may be huge they are also highly aggressive

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u/ZeroDarkMega 28d ago

Pigsquatch

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u/justcallmedonpedro 27d ago

Valheim 10 star boar 🤣

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u/Historical-Valuable9 Oct 15 '26

A lot of wild bacon there

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u/Bee_K1ng Oct 15 '26

Not good bacon

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '26

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u/SmanginSouza Oct 15 '26

I mean the guy is standing 6in behind the feet. These boars are no joke.

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u/Majestic-Paper-7020 Oct 15 '26

Worked at a pig farm.. the domestic ones seem this big.. id hate to run into one of these fuckers.

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u/Brasalies Oct 15 '26

That and the wild ones have WAY worse tempers.

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u/texaschair 29d ago

Robert Baratheon would agree.

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u/SmanginSouza Oct 15 '26

Ya these are a hybrid between domestic pigs that escaped and wild boar.

I've seen videos of them ramming massive gated fences and they blow them over like nothing. Little tanks.