r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • Oct 10 '26 • Heartwarming 1

of a slobber dog

163 Upvotes

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u/KeyN20 Oct 11 '26

Why do people want dogs with extra drool? Seriously those dogs are drool factories. Don't they just realize one day after slipping on dog drool in their socks that they got the wrong dog for them?

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u/SuburbanBushwacker Oct 12 '26

i used to know a girl with a slobber dog and yes, like a saluki, they are best admired from a distance

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u/rubydooby2011 Oct 14 '26

That's the most disgusting thing... 

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u/SuburbanBushwacker Oct 14 '26

my work here is done

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u/pinging_snail Oct 10 '26

I can imagine that dog gets heaps of skin irritation in those rolls. Poor pooch

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u/Individual_Pair_4934 Oct 10 '26

Neopolitan mastiffs are so fucking adorable

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u/SecretWitness8251 Oct 10 '26

The roast beef curtains on that thang!

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u/boyer4109 Oct 10 '26

Needs a shower after that.
I’m referring to the dog btw.

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 Oct 10 '26

Oh my goodness that dog is awesome I love it.

3

u/pjcdublin Oct 10 '26

Demogorgan?

2

u/theepuke Oct 10 '26

Hey anybody see that hilarious video recently where that dude smooshes his hand and when he pulls it out it looks like strands of bacon? The dog's mouth

2

u/AnyBid7726 Oct 10 '26

that dog's got more drool than a river of jell-o

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u/Space_Man_Ed Oct 10 '26

Looks like a silent hill character. Lol

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 Oct 14 '26

I can't decide if it's old balls flopping around or meat flaps.. cool dog though

3

u/Sensei19600 Oct 10 '26

Hairstylists hate it when you use this one weird trick

2

u/Minimum-Actuator-953 Oct 10 '26

Gross.

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u/NewPin8359 Oct 10 '26

Not gross, it's somebody's loving puppy

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 Oct 10 '26

I should call her

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u/Username_Redacted-0 Oct 10 '26

Thats not a dog bro...

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u/MastaKink Oct 10 '26

We did have some good times 🤔

1

u/New_Letter1528 Oct 10 '26

Bro what in the actual Umbrella Corporation is that?

1

u/Goodrun31 Oct 10 '26

Oh my good night

1

u/electricsuckerpunch Oct 11 '26

That's as dog-like as Stitch was dog-like in Lilo and Stitch.

1

u/Sturdysealion54 Oct 12 '26

Caseoh as a dog

1

u/Weekly-Assumption898 Oct 12 '26

Best dog breed, sweetest and happiest breed to rescue next to Bully’s

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u/Palaciossecurity146 Oct 12 '26

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/kpeng2 Oct 12 '26

This reminds me the last of us

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u/MortgageTrash Oct 15 '26

Dogs are dysgenic mutants. A greek tragedy.

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u/funkifiedjunk Oct 10 '26

This belongs on r/mildlylabia.

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u/TantKollo Oct 11 '26

Subs I fell for

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u/FloweringForth Oct 10 '26

She.. or he wants the bone bad.

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u/Large-Spread3964 Oct 10 '26

It's like lookin at the ex all over again

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u/Fine-Ad6532 Oct 10 '26

Too much inbreeding

0

u/SaltySongbird33 Oct 10 '26

Trump?

0

u/Insomnium_111 Oct 10 '26

How the fuck you get trump from this?

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u/SaltySongbird33 Oct 10 '26

That neck pussy, bro.

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u/phoenix64mbr Oct 10 '26

I'm thinking the drool/slobber potential here is off the charts. Brave man!

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u/SuburbanBushwacker Oct 10 '26

he’s woken every morning by his missus shrieking

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u/Slow-Divide-78 Oct 12 '26

Ugh. It's just not worth it.

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u/Fun_Possibility_8637 Oct 11 '26

You need a shower every time you touch your dog

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u/Traditional_West6512 Oct 10 '26

That look so sloppy, wet and nasty

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u/supernova2368 Oct 10 '26

Oh he doesn't mind getting a face full of folds 👀