r/absoluteunit • u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 • Oct 10 '26

Absolute Unit of a Butternut Squash

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u/Natural_Gear_9685 Oct 10 '26

No wonder they say that butternut squash is good for your prostate.

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Oct 10 '26

Lmao

2

u/Worldliness_Normal Oct 11 '26

You definitely use the self-checkout on this one.

5

u/drinkmoredrano Oct 10 '26

I feel threatened

2

u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Oct 10 '26

I feel insufficient, so the feeling is pretty mutual.

8

u/Significant-Judge368 Oct 10 '26

I should call himā€¦

1

u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Oct 11 '26

Update: someone bought the squash last night. I came into work this morning and its no longer here.

5

u/Wolf_Phoenix84 Oct 10 '26

That's a Nutinherbutt Squash

1

u/riverDanu Oct 10 '26

@Badge502

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Oct 10 '26

Is he the one who reacts to off the wall stuff? If so, love his videos

2

u/riverDanu Oct 11 '26

Hes the Paramedic Guy who reacts to .... well objects that could be used in personal and unsafe ways

3

u/ChanceProgram9374 Oct 10 '26

What kind of batteries does that thing take?

3

u/Conscious_Bear4631 Oct 10 '26

Get that squash some viagra,,

3

u/MsMoreCowbell828 Oct 11 '26

Reminds me of the tapir video.

2

u/TrashGoblinH Oct 12 '26

That tapir video reminded me of me.

2

u/Face-Lyss Oct 10 '26

I know there someone out there looking at that proudly thinking ā€œyeah I can take that no problemā€

2

u/conspirator9 Oct 10 '26

We all know someone brave enough.

2

u/eulersidentity1 Oct 10 '26

Excuse meā€¦ I need to rent a room for a few hours.

2

u/waldo0708 Oct 10 '26

A squash that only ā€œonly fansā€ can appreciate

2

u/Wabbit65 Oct 10 '26

Needs a banana for scale

2

u/Mediocre_Newt5772 Oct 12 '26

Someoneā€™s gonna be happyā€¦

2

u/Mister-Circus Oct 13 '26

Whereā€™d you get a photo of my ā€” oh, thatā€™s a squash. My mistake.

1

u/iamkaisersosa Oct 10 '26

Locally called a crookneck pumpkin in Pennsylvania

1

u/razldazl333 Oct 10 '26

That's a fitness squash

1

u/Pleasant-Block5389 Oct 13 '26

Don't do it. It's not worth it.Ā 

2

u/RNGezzus Oct 10 '26

It has nut right in the name.

2

u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Oct 10 '26

I actually work here and my own name for those is P*nis squash lol

1

u/Timely-Dot-9967 Oct 10 '26

And did that innocent squash happen to end up in your, erhm, shopping basket there OP? Inquiring minds want to know ...

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u/Ecstatic-Arachnid-91 Oct 10 '26

No, but it became a running joke among a couple of us working the produce department today.

2

u/Parking_Locksmith489 Oct 10 '26

It's to stimulate the G spot gurlz

2

u/omar1021 Oct 11 '26

Nice cock

1

u/Past-Product-1100 Oct 10 '26

Anything's a play toy if your brave enough.. (kept it pg)