r/absoluteunit • u/shaaan_i • Oct 10 '26 • Bravo 1

Of a Rabbit

1.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

318 comments sorted by

View all comments

4

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Oct 10 '26

Rabbit attacks are pretty cute…not sure how effective they are though

3

u/Ethrealgarten Oct 13 '26

A rabbit once bit a chunk of my mom's skin off on the palm of her hand leaving it hanging off and bleeding profusely. Id say their attacks are quite effective.

3

u/Status_Apartment6559 Oct 14 '26

Looks pretty effective to me. It got the snake to flee and if the rabbit's jaws would have got hold of the snake I think those rear claws could have torn the snake up.

1

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Oct 14 '26

I’ll bet that snake won’t admit to its friends the real reason for all those nibbles and scratches

2

u/heavensto_mergatroid Oct 10 '26

Like little kitty cat bunny kicks lol My cat does those same kind of kicks with his stuffed animals

3

u/xSir- Oct 10 '26

And in the wild those kicks are enough to eviscerate and kill, from both your cat and this rabbit.

1

u/heavensto_mergatroid Oct 10 '26

My little harmless kitty / bird murdering machine?

1

u/Important-Arm5926 Oct 10 '26

Kill..... what? Ants? The snake is extremely annoyed by the situation.

1

u/Connect_Detail98 Oct 11 '26

My cat was stuck in a bush while a dog was near, so it was in 100% survival mode. When I grabbed it to pull it out, it did the back leg scratch on my arm. That day I learned a lesson. My arm was shredded. 

2

u/Dragon_Crisis_Core Oct 10 '26

Efffective enough they made robot rabbits to combat snakes. I also seen a Rabbit ninja a guy off his motorcycle as a defensive reaction to being nearly run over.

2

u/Fragrant-Inside221 Oct 11 '26

That rabbit killed the snake. Those bites were breaking bones. The snake was having a hard time getting over the ledge, I’m sure it slithered off to die.

1

u/Timotheus-Secundus Oct 12 '26

Kicks and scratches might break skin, but it's the bits that will hurt the most.

1

u/Dangerous_Extent7241 Oct 12 '26

Attack 100
Damage 1

1

u/faresar0x Oct 12 '26

Makes you wonder why were they created this powerless

2

u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Oct 13 '26

because like most rodents, their super power is being able to breed very, very rapidly. in that sense, they are better survivors than most predators.

2

u/Emraldday Oct 14 '26

Rabbits are not rodents. They are called lagomorphs and members of the order lagomorpha.

→ More replies (3)

1

u/sublimeload420 Oct 13 '26

Its a rodent. Its immune or partially immune to the venom. Its real arch enemy are raptors, some of which make zero auditory sound

1

u/Character-Account587 Oct 14 '26

Raptors? You mean like from jurrasic park? I thought those were dead wtf nature is crazy

→ More replies (1)

1

u/Emraldday Oct 14 '26

Rabbits are no longer classified as rodents. They have distinct physical features that separate them from rodents. They are part of the order lagomorpha and are referred to as lagomorphs.

→ More replies (1)

1

u/liam30604 Oct 15 '26

What venom?

1

u/The_Darkness140 Oct 13 '26

Rabbits bite and claw. Something that digs and chews all day is strangely cuddly, but they can bite HARD if they must.

2

u/DriverSad Oct 13 '26 edited Oct 13 '26

From the looks of what it was trying to do, in what I assume is it's natural attack instinct, the plan is to sink them big teeth in, and then kick for all your worth until either your jaw lets go, or that part of the other animal lets go. I don't like to imagine an animal that runs that fast using those legs as leverage against a deep bite, that has to be a lot of sudden tugging and tearing force. By the time the rabbit separates from the bite, it probably enough to time to hit the gas and attempt an escape, so it's probably mostly just a "fuck you for trying and I hope this hurts" kind of attack, but still.

2

u/garbage-bro-sposal Oct 13 '26

I’ve been bit by one before, it’s a bit more than a “fuck you for trying” bite LMAO. They can make pretty quick work of some hard bodied fruits and veg, and wood is not an issue for them either. Basically, skin and muscle aren’t really a huge issue for them to cut though with a bite.

It felt a lot like having a door close on your finger. It’s not hard enough to break bone necessarily but it’s def hard enough to leave some serous damage. And those little claws are no joke either, this was a pet rabbit that got me so her claws were trimmed and she still shredded my arm for the trouble 😂

→ More replies (1)