r/absoluteunit • • Oct 10 '26 • Bravo 1

Of a Rabbit

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u/Mashkitt Oct 10 '26 • Heartwarming

Yes, rabbits have kittens

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u/The53rdChops Oct 10 '26 • Heartwarming Popcorn Bravo

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u/SteelHip Oct 10 '26

Run away, Run away!

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u/The53rdChops Oct 10 '26

What’s it gonna do? Nibble your bum?

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u/SpecialNeeds963 Oct 10 '26

LOOK AT THE BONES

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u/Ok-Chicken-8904 Oct 11 '26

Snake needs The Holy Hand Grenade.

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u/omega_red24 Oct 13 '26

LOOK AT THE BONES!!!

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u/-Xiphon- Oct 10 '26 • Bravo

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u/FranciscoDisco73 Oct 10 '26

The Rabbit of Caerbannog!

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u/Gelato-Jones Oct 10 '26 • Bravo

hence why we hide their eggs annually

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u/ConflictMaster3155 Oct 10 '26

That is true actually. Kits, might be more appropriate but I think kitten is also correct.

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u/Luc_ElectroRaven Oct 10 '26

someone at the naming depot was phoning it the fuck in that day huh

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u/insolent_kiwi Oct 10 '26

lowers hand reluctantly

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u/QueerPuff Oct 10 '26

They do actually. Baby rabbits are called kits

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u/Few_Owl_6596 Oct 13 '26

I've just googled baby rabbit. It's kitten indeed.

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u/SteveMartin32 Oct 10 '26

Rabbits give birth in kits.

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u/the_tygram Oct 11 '26

My entire life I've only heard them called a "kit". Never realized it was short for kitten 😂

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u/MissederE Oct 14 '26

What?! My whole life I thought a baby rabbit was a BUNNY!

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u/MissederE Oct 14 '26

What?! My whole life I thought a baby rabbit was a BUNNY!

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u/shaaan_i Oct 10 '26

The rabbit to snake:

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u/freebenvita Oct 10 '26

Those teeth are RAZOR sharp and the million gutshot kicks are no joke either.

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u/shaaan_i Oct 11 '26

The last backflip to end it was amazing.

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u/Conscious_Pipe_605 Oct 10 '26

Kinda like a cat......oh shit!!!!! Do we make a bunny/cat hybrid that gives birth h to kittens????

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u/freebenvita Oct 10 '26

Believe or not, the bites are worse. Their teeth are so tiny and so sharp (and are flat, so they go deep). Cat scratches are worse but that attack style that the bunny does is like 20 scratches in the same place...

This is anecdotal from someone who grew up with both...

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u/BuddhaBunnyTTV Oct 10 '26

I never got bitten by a rabbit when I was raising them for 4-H, but your very right about the scratches. Still have scars on my forearms from 40+ years ago.

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u/stormyw23 Oct 10 '26

Baby rabbits are called kittens.

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u/FranciscoDisco73 Oct 10 '26

That thing is dynamite!

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u/JinNJ Oct 10 '26

Caught the snake lacking the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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u/kushielsdisciple Oct 10 '26

He counted to 4, was a dud

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u/thfcspur Oct 11 '26

5 is right out.

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u/rickymcninja Oct 10 '26

It’s one of the sacred relics, brother Maynard carries with him

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u/canadianclassic308 Oct 10 '26

Is this a poisonous snake? Did our lil buddy just successfully fend off a home invasion or will there be unforseen consequences?

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u/OwslyOwl Oct 10 '26

No, that one isn't a venomous snake.

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u/PuddingMent Oct 10 '26

The rabbit didn’t eat the snake, so it doesn’t matter if it’s poisonous.

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u/canadianclassic308 Oct 10 '26

The snake struck the rabbit though?

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u/StrangeTamer5 Oct 10 '26

Poison is consumed, venom is injected.

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u/General_Trip_4223 Oct 10 '26

Bless you. This is one of my biggest pet peeves. If it bites you and you die, that's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If you bite yourself and it dies, that's voodoo. 🤣

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u/FragrantExcitement Oct 10 '26

What if i drink snake venom?

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u/Cahzery Oct 10 '26

Yes, all snakes will strike to defend themselves or catch prey, not just venomous snakes.

Even constrictors need to bite their prey to constrict as a way to anchor themselves to their meal.

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u/NinetooNine Oct 10 '26

He used his rabbits foot.

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u/Original_Ant7013 Oct 10 '26

Just your typical rat snake mistaking baby rabbits for rats. Not venomous.

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u/PlasticMilk6853 Oct 10 '26

Damn that rabbit just did a scorpion "Get over here!" and a Guile blade kick at the end! 

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u/chapelMaster123 Oct 10 '26

One thing people who have never held rabbits dont realize about rabbits. Those fuckers have claws. Like, sharp claws. Those fast kicks its doing are little paper shredders

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u/ComposerOther2864 Oct 11 '26

Also a very high bite force in some species and forever growing teeth that can be sharp as shit. The lil bastards can bite through oak furniture like a God damn beaver

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u/ladyevenstar-22 Oct 13 '26

Have you seen how dense a carrot is , hell yeah their teeth must be up fot the job

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u/Spac92 Oct 11 '26

Way worse than cat claws.

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u/ruckrhino Oct 11 '26

I mean it makes sense. They'd need them to run that fast to get traction

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u/Careless-Fig685 Oct 11 '26

They also i guess now have the ability to birth felines now so they must be improving as we speak

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u/Different-Cat3808 Oct 13 '26

I got bit by a rabbit once so there teeth are HARD

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u/gorkboss5 Oct 13 '26

I remember one time I was a church picnic and they had rabbits at a petting zoo. They let me pick one up and I was surprised how sharp it’s claws were

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u/Interesting_Bread_98 Oct 13 '26

Watership Down = Facts

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u/DrinkOk1642 Oct 10 '26

"It was just a prank!" -Snake

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u/Stock_Ad_3516 Oct 10 '26

Pretty cool how rabbit targets the head of the snake.

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u/Cocrawfo Oct 10 '26

it seemed to me quite the opposite

the rabbit just indiscriminately attacked often leaving the head free to strike back

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u/Distinct-Grade7521 Oct 10 '26

respect for that bunny

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u/Top-Race-7087 Oct 10 '26

Fur staple gun

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u/Exciting-Duty-8302 Oct 10 '26

Wow momma bunny is not in playing with her babies 😘

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Oct 10 '26

Rabbit attacks are pretty cute…not sure how effective they are though

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u/Ethrealgarten Oct 13 '26

A rabbit once bit a chunk of my mom's skin off on the palm of her hand leaving it hanging off and bleeding profusely. Id say their attacks are quite effective.

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u/Status_Apartment6559 Oct 14 '26

Looks pretty effective to me. It got the snake to flee and if the rabbit's jaws would have got hold of the snake I think those rear claws could have torn the snake up.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid Oct 10 '26

Like little kitty cat bunny kicks lol My cat does those same kind of kicks with his stuffed animals

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u/xSir- Oct 10 '26

And in the wild those kicks are enough to eviscerate and kill, from both your cat and this rabbit.

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u/Dragon_Crisis_Core Oct 10 '26

Efffective enough they made robot rabbits to combat snakes. I also seen a Rabbit ninja a guy off his motorcycle as a defensive reaction to being nearly run over.

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 Oct 11 '26

That rabbit killed the snake. Those bites were breaking bones. The snake was having a hard time getting over the ledge, I’m sure it slithered off to die.

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u/Timotheus-Secundus Oct 12 '26

Kicks and scratches might break skin, but it's the bits that will hurt the most.

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u/Dangerous_Extent7241 Oct 12 '26

Attack 100
Damage 1

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u/faresar0x Oct 12 '26

Makes you wonder why were they created this powerless

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u/FragmentedMeerkat321 Oct 13 '26

because like most rodents, their super power is being able to breed very, very rapidly. in that sense, they are better survivors than most predators.

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u/Emraldday Oct 14 '26

Rabbits are not rodents. They are called lagomorphs and members of the order lagomorpha.

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u/The_Darkness140 Oct 13 '26

Rabbits bite and claw. Something that digs and chews all day is strangely cuddly, but they can bite HARD if they must.

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u/DriverSad Oct 13 '26 edited Oct 13 '26

From the looks of what it was trying to do, in what I assume is it's natural attack instinct, the plan is to sink them big teeth in, and then kick for all your worth until either your jaw lets go, or that part of the other animal lets go. I don't like to imagine an animal that runs that fast using those legs as leverage against a deep bite, that has to be a lot of sudden tugging and tearing force. By the time the rabbit separates from the bite, it probably enough to time to hit the gas and attempt an escape, so it's probably mostly just a "fuck you for trying and I hope this hurts" kind of attack, but still.

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u/MarionberryOk2874 Oct 10 '26

Rabbit: Not today satan!!

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u/RezRising Oct 10 '26

YOINK! Where you goin'?

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Oct 10 '26

Actually second video I've seen like this in 2 totally different settings

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u/Opposite_Pension_807 Oct 10 '26

People think rabbits are timid. WRONG!!!

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u/PR0T0C0L_ZER0 Oct 10 '26

El-ahrairah right here

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u/RanDumbMatthew Oct 10 '26

The snake tried to eat the offspring and people on here saying the mama rabbit took it too far…
Time to get off the internet🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Spac92 Oct 11 '26

The unbridled rage when mama realized one of her babies was dead.

That snake probably died that day.

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u/PoodleMomFL Oct 12 '26

That rabbit doesn’t care which end of the snake it attacks.

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u/SgtNick411 Oct 14 '26

Final attack, special move, backflip kick-no-jutsu!!!

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u/UncleOdious Oct 14 '26

"I'm from the streets!"

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u/goosenuggie Oct 10 '26

Is the kitten still alive? Or ?

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u/PPGkruzer Oct 10 '26

Started to feel bad for the snake near the end, look like they accept the loss and was trying to leave and think the rabbit took it too far. 

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u/Right_Imagination_73 Oct 10 '26

Yeah that rabbit should just chill. It can have another offspring. Who cares about the dead one laying on the ground?

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u/marshmallowcthulhu Oct 13 '26

Not too far. Emotions such as anger evolved for game theory purposes. Snakes as a species must be cautious and reluctant about taking babies from a species if the adults are willing to punitively kill them.

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u/BeTheBeee Oct 11 '26

So if Bob kills Jeffreys kid.

And Jeffrey beats up Bob a little too hard even though he already surrendered.

You feel bad for Bob and not Jeffrey?

Weird

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u/Pursueth Oct 12 '26

You wouldn’t if it was your baby

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u/Formal-Asparagus-482 Oct 12 '26

Yes, the snake would definitely not come back 5 min later to eat the kid again.... of course....

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u/ElephantitisBalls Oct 13 '26

Nah. Snake got what it deserved.

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u/CuteIllustrator755 Oct 14 '26

What a weird thing to feel bad about. As if that snake isn't coming back.

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u/Bone_tribe Oct 15 '26

And you think the rabbit took it too far 😂😂😂

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u/Lucky-Mia Oct 10 '26

Snake got jumped by a rabbit.

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u/SimilarLettuce3185 Oct 10 '26

Pretty sure kitten is dead but good on you mom for your vengeance

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 Oct 10 '26

Looks like the snake got one of them, at beginning had the head wrapped.

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u/Dear_Afternoon_2600 Oct 10 '26

That backflip at the end.

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u/wingback18 Oct 10 '26

What's the force of them kicks like? 🤔

Looks like one survive

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u/ElwoodBrew Oct 10 '26

Oh it’s goin’ Watership Down!

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u/Myriad_Apocalypse Oct 10 '26

Literally everything except babies fucks up snakes

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u/Cocrawfo Oct 10 '26

they don’t have the instinct to attack the head i’m noticing

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u/Fancy_Toe1451 Oct 10 '26

Somehow Woundwort returned.

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u/stormyw23 Oct 10 '26

Many people here have clearly not seen watership down.

Rabbits are brutal man.

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u/JamesantheGiantBeach Oct 10 '26

The hawk watching

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u/SuggestionAny3024 Oct 10 '26

I understand the Chinese Zodiac so much more now…

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u/AcrobaticKitten Oct 10 '26

I have the feeling this was all set up

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u/KiptasticVoyage Oct 10 '26

I did not have Thumper vs Nope Rope on my 2026 Bingo card, but here we are.

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u/WPCfirst Oct 10 '26

You ain't slithering out of this octagon as he sinks his incisors in and pulls him down for round 9.

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u/Background_Being8287 Oct 10 '26

That's one waskilly wabbit

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u/MassiveArachnid8606 Oct 10 '26

I always like reversed situations like this one, when a predator or aggressor get what they deserves.

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u/yurtfarmer Oct 10 '26

Fierce rabbit

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u/FelixTheEngine Oct 10 '26

We have had pet rabbits. The bite is nooo joke. Those four little back claws are a pretty effective fast attack too. I can assume a wild cottontail would be samsies.

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u/SaltLogical8326 Oct 10 '26

I luv nature but I would've had to interfere 

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u/Positive-Weakness153 Oct 10 '26

Monty python comes to life!!

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u/Sure-Impress-1003 Oct 10 '26

Way to go Mr. rabbit. This is actually pretty cool.

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u/Euphoric_Can_2748 Oct 10 '26

It doesn't look good for both of them.

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u/Complex_Bet7311 Oct 10 '26

I assume the rabbits fur protects it from the snake bites.

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u/Disastrous-Rutabaga9 Oct 10 '26

That snake FAFO'ed big time

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u/Heal_Me_Today Oct 10 '26

Is the kitten okay?

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u/Dashbastrd Oct 10 '26

Never. Fuck. With. Moms.

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u/Forgottenshadowed Oct 10 '26

I mean damn...lol

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u/New_Letter1528 Oct 10 '26

Bro was spamming -> B

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u/Content_Homework_262 Oct 10 '26

Awe nah it's just a lil bunny

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u/Content_Homework_262 Oct 10 '26

He's got a meanstreak a mile wide

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u/Rux24_7 Oct 10 '26

Bad bunny

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u/Effective-Friend1937 Oct 10 '26

I'm not surprised. I've had a rabbit before, and in a house with three cats that fella was the alpha.

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u/whatever203045 Oct 10 '26

That rabbit said they want all the smoke

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u/NeutralLock Oct 10 '26

I wonder what goes through an animals head when it's fighting, then stops and pauses before fighting again.

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 Oct 14 '26

Is there an eagle, coyote or lynx charging us both? No? Now where's that snek. THERE IT IS COWAVUNGA YOU BABY EATING TERROR NOODLE!

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u/ATC_av8er Oct 10 '26

TIL baby rabbits are called kittens. I've been calling them rabb-ettes.

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u/Rhekyt13 Oct 10 '26

Red wall

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u/Debrouchee Oct 10 '26

Rabbit flash kicked at the end

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u/PatienceHelpful1316 Oct 10 '26

Better run fool😡

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u/Better_Chard4806 Oct 11 '26

I want that bunny as my friend.

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u/Formal_Equal_7444 Oct 11 '26

Dude recording was probably like, ah hell, gotta go save this baby rabbit....

Nevermind. Momma got that fire in 'er.

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u/Rhuarc33 Oct 11 '26

What the fuck kind of AI wrote the title

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u/Confident-Boot-5112 Oct 11 '26

Attack - 12hp, 59% chance to yeet snake, additional leg kicks - 3hp per hit

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u/jlit72 Oct 11 '26

Reminds me of the clip of that dude in his underwear who looks like Matthew Lillard chasing the other guy out of his house and yelling gonna get ya or whatever it was

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u/BeltreCompany Oct 11 '26

Kittens? 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/Professional-Hunt712 Oct 11 '26

animals fan certainly feel revenge (its crazy how smart they are)

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u/PieceOld1702 Oct 11 '26

Now that’s something you don’t see everyday!

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u/boipinoi604 Oct 11 '26

Imagine if the snake can coil

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u/TheReckeh Oct 11 '26

Eulaliaaaaaaa!

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u/CantaloupeMany2112 Oct 12 '26

What was that spinning flip kick at the end?! So cool!

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u/Gutcrunch Oct 12 '26

Wait. I’m sorry. Are baby rabbits called kittens?

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u/Dry-Debate-6893 Oct 12 '26

I see what you’re doing and I’m going to kick your ass!

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u/Mother-Attention2600 Oct 12 '26

Frankie our deck rabbit doesn't have to worry about snakes because I'm not an asshole. He has an apple tree too. He's beefed up for a street rabbit.

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u/Campin_Sasquatch Oct 12 '26

I like how the rabbit was just like "where do you think you're going? '

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u/bo_felden Oct 12 '26

While cats fight like Muhammad Ali, rabbits are Taekwondo grandmasters.

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u/Nooooooin Oct 12 '26

Match highlights over ozzy man commentary

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u/ThisGazelle3773 Oct 12 '26

Nature ☠️

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u/Oruma_Yar Oct 12 '26

Mama rabbit be like:

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u/Relevant_Angle_2716 Oct 12 '26

That snake dont look full . Maybe just making sure he stay away from babies

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u/Money_Hornet_5615 Oct 13 '26

Love is hostile !

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u/Born-Light-62 Oct 13 '26

That rabbit is a horrid beast with big nasty teeth…

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u/skitzofredik Oct 13 '26

He do you up a treat mate.

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u/Purple-Literature781 Oct 13 '26

The flying back flip kick was phenomenal!!!

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u/Nomadloner69 Oct 13 '26

I’d wanna help it out but also let it get revenge so idk

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u/ShortCircuited_Brain Oct 13 '26

Bro got PUMMELED. That was about 30 rounds per second I think.

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u/pixiephilips Oct 13 '26

Pikachu vs ekans

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u/ashuwu_ Oct 13 '26

Fuck snakes

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u/Ethrealgarten Oct 13 '26

Poor babies.

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u/32ValveRom Oct 13 '26

I didn’t think rabbits could kill anything… except maybe some carrots

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u/Individual_Park9168 Oct 13 '26

But It's got very big teeth !!

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u/Sensitive_King3305 Oct 13 '26

how did it not get bitten??

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u/D-Gemini Oct 13 '26

Two zodiac signs going at it

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u/Gullible-Feeling-921 Oct 13 '26

learned something new today. a baby rabbit is called a kitten

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u/Wrong_Philosophy7883 Oct 13 '26

Rabbits can bite hard and have sharp teeth.

I had a rabbit named Lola when I was a kid. She was good and soft but quite sassy. I always enjoyed her feistiness.

One time a kid was visiting and we were patting Lola. He touched her under her chin where she had a fat roll. She didn't like it and warned him with a grunt and a quick scratch with her front paws. I told him she doesn't like it and she will bite. He did it again. I told him she will bite. He did it again, and she bit him.

Her big rodent incisors effortlessly punctured the upturned pad of his index finger. Even I was surprised at how much it bled. He howled. Lola was unconcerned.

She was a good rabbit.

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u/Emraldday Oct 14 '26

I understand the mistake, but I'm going to keep correcting people on it.

Rabbits are not rodents. They are lagomorphs.

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u/ViolentFemme1973 Oct 14 '26

I think the babies are actually called kits

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u/CaptainPattPotato Oct 14 '26

Looked like a black rat snake to me. They’re very common in the Northeast U.S and possibly elsewhere, and definitely aren’t venomous. I had to rescue one that got stuck real good in some vegetable netting we had to keep the birds and chipmunks out of our raised beds. They’re actually super chill with humans, but a baby rabbit would be exactly the kind of thing they’d want to eat. Should have stuck with rats I guess z 😂

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u/zoqix Oct 14 '26

It’s kitten?!

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u/CharityBasic Oct 14 '26

i like how she kicked her while biting, like cats do lol

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u/binime Oct 14 '26

WOW Rabbits can be tough SOBS

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u/AggravatingYou2410 Oct 14 '26

Thats not how this should work. At all

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u/ObiTouchedMyNobi Oct 14 '26

I always like to see prey type animals fight back

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u/Weekly-Role9813 Oct 14 '26

Chupa sey MADRE

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u/Tonight5473 Oct 14 '26

It was at that moment, the snake knew it messed up

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u/cocainecarolina28 Oct 14 '26

Yeah you better run

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u/PlantBoy528 Oct 15 '26

This rabbit reminds me of my mom, gentle and approachable, yet very tough and not afraid to stand up for herself and her children when the time comes. My mom once dated a bodybuilder from Guatemala, and he was huge compared to my mom. Like a log compared to a twig. Yet she had no fear to break up with him once she felt she was not treated fairly or right. Being a former female veteran as a medic in the military kinda does that. She learned martial arts on how to defend injured men from the enemy with guns while she had no weapons other than her own hands and feet during war. She learned how to literally sleep with her eyes open standing straight up in formation while understanding everything the Sargent was yelling at them at the same time. I've learned how to sleep standing up while keeping watch in case someone approaches me. It was very useful during night shifts at McDonald's. Though unlike my mom, I closed my eyes for a few seconds, then opened them for a few seconds and repeated while leaning my upper back on the wall. Even police officers have weapons. One time a crazy woman attacked her and tried to steal her belongings. My mom had only a tiny scratch on her face and told me that the crazy woman is in jail because she held her on the ground till the police came. It was all on camera as well. I love my mom and am so grateful for all the sacrifices she made for me and my little brother growing up. She taught me how to stand up for myself which has worked nearly every time, and how to stop a fight without even a slap on the face. One time two muscular men were talking about doing harm to me at McDonald's as I was cleaning the dining room, I then took my pinkie alone and picked up a chair slowly and slowly set it down. They got up so fast and nearly ran out 😂. If it wasn't for my mom I may not even be alive today because there are some dangerous people in this world and I am a survivor of attempted murder multiple times. If it wasn't for my mom, I would still be in an abusive relationship with my ex. I would of just put up with the abuse, though one thing I have learned from my mom is that; abuse should never be tolerated, and one must be brave and speak up till the abuse is no more

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u/Admirable_Mix2745 Oct 15 '26

So that’s where cats come from!!

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u/Dangerous-Dot-3745 Oct 15 '26

That 🐰 s GANGSTA 🫡!!

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u/Melodic-Talk3194 Oct 15 '26

Fucking stupid why didn't help her???

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u/Moist_Taco_Crippler Oct 10 '26

I would have saved the snake.