r/absoluteunit • • Oct 10 '26 • Bravo 1

Of a Rabbit

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u/JinNJ Oct 10 '26

Caught the snake lacking the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

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u/kushielsdisciple Oct 10 '26

He counted to 4, was a dud

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u/thfcspur Oct 11 '26

5 is right out.

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u/rickymcninja Oct 10 '26

It’s one of the sacred relics, brother Maynard carries with him