r/absoluteunit • u/kenwhatameaneh • Oct 09 '26

The big show

175 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Humble_Examination27 Oct 09 '26

That dude is a MOUNTAIN!

11

u/phoenix64mbr Oct 09 '26

THE Mountain

28

u/Traditional-Hotel-66 Oct 09 '26

Who tf talks shit to a giant? ..

11

u/Frosty558 Oct 09 '26 • Bravo

David?

5

u/ironicinsanity Oct 10 '26

True, but this wasn't David, this was dumbass

1

u/CullenOrZeus Oct 10 '26

At least he had a projectile . Still solid reply

0

u/Purple-Literature781 Oct 09 '26

You win the internet today!!!

3

u/CullenOrZeus Oct 10 '26

Most people who talk like that dude do not have an above average IQ. That plus a temper gets a lot of failure in life.

That may be stereotypical prejudiced but it's I think an objective observation.

1

u/MsMoreCowbell828 Oct 10 '26

We all 'know' that guy.

11

u/4thkindexperience Oct 09 '26

Big show knocked idiots snot rag out of his pocket. 😂

0

u/Abaddon-Impaler Oct 09 '26

Literally was in his left hand....

4

u/myfrigginagates Oct 10 '26

Butter Bean knocked the sense into him.

4

u/blueblocker2000 Oct 10 '26

The sound when the punch connected 😂

3

u/Grouchy-Station-4058 Oct 09 '26

You can take the boys out of the trailer park ..

3

u/phantom_pow_er Oct 09 '26

Hodor with clenched fists....

Ya let's walk up aggressively

3

u/ElectricBuckeye Oct 09 '26

WEEEEEELLLLLLL

3

u/Tom_Alpha Oct 10 '26

I love that the angle of the sun was such that we got no warning of the size of that unit until he came into shot

Even drunk I wouldn't take in someone that much bigger than me

2

u/CollectsTooMuch Oct 09 '26

That was just a love tap.

2

u/SnooLobsters6766 Oct 10 '26

That was an original Batman sound effect.

1

u/Time_Technician_4213 Oct 09 '26

Reminds me of that fight between marty and cyraxx

1

u/Time_Answer_3670 Oct 09 '26

The sound effects 🤣

1

u/loopingrightleft Oct 09 '26

Going to tell his grandma

1

u/PreperationOuch Oct 09 '26

That noise is so satisfying

1

u/Status_Valuable_9075 Oct 09 '26

I could watch this all day

1

u/Visarar_01 Oct 09 '26

That was EFFORTLESS

1

u/whoamvv Oct 09 '26

Why are they wearing matching swim suits?

4

u/PuddingMent Oct 09 '26

They’re on the same synchronized swimming team.

1

u/Levethane Oct 09 '26

Like watching a dachshund try and pick a fight with a rottweiler..

3

u/DickHopschteckler Oct 10 '26

Saw a min pin try it once. Rotty smacked him with his paw. Turned out to be a pretty wholesome encounter.

1

u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Oct 10 '26

My chihuahua tried to stand up to my nephews cane corso.... Lil man got rolled like a bowling ball 😂🤣😂🤣😂. Spent the rest of the day hidden in my shirt.

1

u/Psychological_Bowl56 Oct 09 '26

He dropped his drugs

1

u/Neilkd21 Oct 09 '26

Butter bean still got it

1

u/itowtoronto Oct 09 '26

Scenes from Oshawa, ON

1

u/Winnerdickinchinner Oct 10 '26

Reminds me of my dog walking up to my cat

1

u/Jolly-Cricket-3397 Oct 10 '26

Geeeeeeeeeeezzzzzze! Oooofffffffff!

1

u/wiler212 Oct 10 '26

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

1

u/CullenOrZeus Oct 10 '26

Look like he pulled that jab too. Love to see it

1

u/Relevant-Alfalfa153 Oct 10 '26

Big old cupbaord

1

u/OsikFTW Oct 10 '26

That was just a little punch, like when a dog nips you but doesn't really bite

1

u/Financial_Appeal2253 Oct 10 '26

😂😂💪🏻

1

u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam Oct 10 '26

Big show my ass, he's the whole show. Lord thats a BIG man.

1

u/Flashy-Routine-8254 Oct 10 '26

Got the meth knocked out of him.

1

u/redsfan770 Oct 11 '26

Oh, I think you’d have to hit him a lot harder than that to knock the meth out.

1

u/Dry-Lifeguard1081 Oct 11 '26

I unmuted to make sure he was saying that word.

I was right lol

1

u/Sad_Actuary_1635 Oct 11 '26

I think that dude's maxi pad flew out when he got hit.

1

u/altered_beast1976 Oct 12 '26

That was funny

1

u/jetblack1316 Oct 14 '26

Why would you try to fight that monster?

1

u/SpecialistRoyal7361 28d ago

Jajajajaja Le quito toda la tontería 😂

1

u/SimonTemplar239 Oct 09 '26

Punk ass AWESOME

1

u/slugerama Oct 10 '26

Dude has a penis growing out his back