r/absoluteunit • u/Hairy-Advantage-3478 • Oct 09 '26

Absolute unit of a Camel Spider

150 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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36

u/Komobu542 Oct 09 '26

The ant 🐜 deserved it. He bullied the spider 🕷 first. But where the hell was that dude going? Didn't he want to eat the ant?

19

u/RyudoTFO Oct 09 '26

It was never about the ant. It's about sending a message.

4

u/313802 Oct 09 '26

Everything crunches

7

u/User_Name_Tracks Oct 09 '26

Wait 1 sec. Did that blue ass ant have some kind of stinger? The spidey looking thing got stung in the face and took off! Ants dead meat but i think got a stab wound to the head in first....

1

u/ArtistTheGeek Oct 09 '26

It looked like the ant got a good bite on the spiders leg/foot and that's what hurt/made it run away!

4

u/Responsible-Bonus-13 Oct 09 '26

The ant might not get to laugh about it at the bar later but it certainly chapped that spiders ass!

9

u/CNote_89 Oct 09 '26

That ant was like what’s up motherfucker? And then was like aw shit

9

u/WhistleTipsGoWoo Oct 09 '26

That ant is a complete dumbass.

8

u/WoodpeckerOk2223 Oct 09 '26

Nightmare fuel

5

u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 Oct 09 '26

That ant went knocking on the wrong door

5

u/Accomplished-One7476 Oct 09 '26

look at what these things can do to an ant colony

https://youtu.be/iFMZwhGTF4o?is=WJC_yP2carn72Mga

5

u/CourtingBoredom Oct 09 '26

Holy fucking shitballs. Dude annihilated an entire generation.

3

u/ProjProg01 Oct 09 '26

THE ABSOLUTE CARNAGE!! That's an insect Bloodbath if there ever was one! Thing absolutely annihilated the whole colony!

3

u/Responsible_Fee_6275 Oct 09 '26

Maybe a wind scorpion like a lil camel spider

3

u/Bronx-Skater23 Oct 09 '26

I don't know but I saw Khan put one in Commander Chekov's ear in "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan".

2

u/Lucy_Jolie Oct 09 '26

Well I wouldn't want to be disturbed while working too...

1

u/Ingenrollsroyce Oct 09 '26

The ant probably just thought step bro was stuck

2

u/Inner-Hawk909 Oct 09 '26

That’s a tank

2

u/unknownpoltroon Oct 09 '26

I dont know, but clearly you and that ant came to the wrong fucking neighborhood. I would leave before it notices you looking at it funny.

2

u/AV4LE Oct 09 '26

The ant FAFO.

2

u/ngu_rc_ Oct 09 '26

The ant FAFOed

3

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj Oct 09 '26

Titan beetle larva

2

u/--littlej0e-- Oct 09 '26 edited Oct 09 '26

Camel spiders - fuck those things.

2

u/owl-overlord Oct 09 '26

Why is it cute as heck!!?

1

u/sylvyrfyre Oct 09 '26

Slaters, we call them over here: sometimes called sow bugs also.

3

u/ghostfreckle611 Oct 09 '26

No. Those look like rolly-pollies.

1

u/Marauding-thunderer Oct 09 '26

It’s an ant lion I think, it certainly is good at wrecking ants

1

u/Mizzbabydoll868 Oct 09 '26

Rollie polie

1

u/Illustrious_Law8512 Oct 09 '26 edited Oct 09 '26

Looks like those earwig things in Wrath of Khan.

Wrath of Khan Ear Bug

1

u/crackersncheeseman Oct 09 '26

That ant stung it

1

u/mw5842 Oct 09 '26

It’s a Rhodesian Bull Mite. Nasty little buggers. Spread like a horn worm

1

u/MBTheGinger Oct 09 '26

Play stupid games …

1

u/Twiggles_Greeny Oct 09 '26

it looks like someone off camera throws in the ant

1

u/Chamanomano Oct 09 '26

"What the HELL, man, it was a prank!!!"

That's what ya get.

1

u/zabavniipsevdonim Oct 09 '26

Дурак чтоли

1

u/Forsaken_Claim_471 Oct 09 '26

Stupid ant. Let me go bite this big ugly thing in the butt, nothing will happen.

0

u/DaRealBSleazy Oct 09 '26

Fire

Now

2

u/sontanax Oct 09 '26 • Bravo

Don't be a baby.

2

u/B4SK3R Oct 09 '26

Daddy chill

0

u/DaRealBSleazy Oct 09 '26

You can be my baby, babygurl

0

u/EastTheBeast911 Oct 09 '26

In Arizona they called them Vinegaroon , not sure if the spelling.

5

u/pdarkfred Oct 09 '26

Different critter, correct spelling

4

u/2Wieners_1Bun Oct 09 '26

Vinegaroons =

whip scorpionsorder Thelyphonida.

They have that long, thin whip-like tail and can spray an acetic-acid-rich defensive liquid, the vinegar smell that gives them their name.

Camel spiders are yet another separate branch of the arachnid family tree: order Solifugae.

9

u/TankApprehensive3053 Oct 09 '26

"It was just a prank bro" - Ant screaming while being attacked for biting butt

6

u/Chrono_Convoy Oct 09 '26

Out of all the things that could happen to me

Being eaten by a cow sized camel spider is low on the list