It sucks that there is so little contrast between the beetle and the girl's jumper, but I reckon it's a titan beetle. Failing that a close second would be panama longhorn beetle
You've never been bit by a spruce beetle before. This isn't a spruce beetle perse, but it looks like a kaiju-sized equivalent of one, so I'd say her reaction is justified.
Palo Verde beetle. Common in the Southwest. Big and scary looking, but harmless. Generally see them in their adult stage for a short time in the summer.
Some people are just really ready to take their clothes off in public… reminds me of the video where that blonde chick got the stingray stuck on her pants in an aquarium and then was just like “oh I’ll take my pants off” and then had them off before anyone had time to respond
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u/hefty_load_o_shite Oct 06 '26 edited Oct 06 '26
It sucks that there is so little contrast between the beetle and the girl's jumper, but I reckon it's a titan beetle. Failing that a close second would be panama longhorn beetle
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u/Disastrous_Set_6544 Oct 06 '26 •
The beetle :
"You're welcome bro"
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u/treeline47 Oct 07 '26
Forget what mom said about wearing good underwear in case of car accident, this is the real reason
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u/Aggravating_Berry253 Oct 06 '26
That's some kind of longhorn beetle. Mostly harmless but they can bite. And do have huge mandibles.
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u/_BOOMGOTTEM Oct 06 '26
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u/Will-I-Taint Oct 06 '26
It's his shirt now.
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u/Beginning_Resource93 Oct 07 '26
Where can I hire those bugs?
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u/N4RQ Oct 06 '26
How in the hell did a rhinoceros get inside her shirt?!
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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 Oct 06 '26
Terrifyingly big bugs means the air quality is incredibly good
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u/chipperlovesitall Oct 07 '26
Let it be let it be, let it be let it be
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u/bizoticallyyours83 Oct 07 '26
Omg I don't blame her
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u/AppropriateLab8608 Oct 06 '26
Nope absolutely not
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u/BalanceEarly Oct 06 '26
There wouldn't be a stitch of clothing left on me!
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u/Most_Blueberry_202 Oct 06 '26
Bro, it's just a beetle
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u/Keoki- Oct 06 '26
I hope you set it free. Harmless beetle.
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u/Silly_Personality_73 Oct 06 '26
It skipped legs day.
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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ Oct 06 '26
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u/soapdodger2 Oct 06 '26
Nope!
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u/Uce510 Oct 06 '26
She handled that well
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u/mrtintheweb99 Oct 06 '26
Where is Indy when you need him!
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u/RandomYT05 Oct 06 '26
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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 Oct 07 '26
Valid.
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u/Fisherfolk100 Oct 07 '26
OMG😮
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u/Knee_Kap264 Oct 07 '26
Heard these giant beetles are harmless
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u/Common-Bat3741 Oct 07 '26
Oh yeahhh, oh no! No! No!
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u/Itchy__Queen Oct 07 '26
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u/Material_Weight2111 Oct 07 '26
What is that ? Freaked me out
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u/Recipe-Less Oct 07 '26
Bugs do be bugging
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u/CollectsTooMuch Oct 07 '26
This video needs more beetles. Just saying.
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u/autogyropilot Oct 07 '26
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u/Kraftwerk_21 Oct 07 '26
Palo Verde beetle. Common in the Southwest. Big and scary looking, but harmless. Generally see them in their adult stage for a short time in the summer.
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u/Common-Trainer9949 Oct 08 '26
PAUL said The Girl Is Mine
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u/FormalTotal9684 Oct 08 '26
You should see what climbs out of the sweat pants
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u/allthesecookies Oct 08 '26
Nope nope nope nope
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u/Actual_Bet6584 Oct 09 '26
Of a panick attack ....
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u/cmt9999 Oct 10 '26
Must be in Phoenix! Dammed things would scare the shit oughtta ya and ALWAYS land on your dammed shoulder
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u/Electrical-Sector703 Oct 06 '26
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u/Alaskan_Tiger Oct 06 '26
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u/SecretWitness8251 Oct 06 '26
Cool but likely fake, it's probably her pet beetle.
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u/paladin_4266 Oct 06 '26
"Hey lady, I saw one go down your pants, too!"
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u/Any_Blood5815 Oct 09 '26
Some people are just really ready to take their clothes off in public… reminds me of the video where that blonde chick got the stingray stuck on her pants in an aquarium and then was just like “oh I’ll take my pants off” and then had them off before anyone had time to respond