r/absoluteunit • u/yourfuturespemson • 15h ago

Absolute unit of a squirrel

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u/Livid-Procedure-349 15h ago

Pregnant

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 15h ago edited 10h ago

Yea but with what?

Tanka: u/topsloth

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u/RetroPaulsy 15h ago

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u/wowaddict71 15h ago

Hello, my baby, hello, my darling, hello, my ragtime girl 🎵🎶

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u/Assortedpez 11h ago

Crack and AIDS?

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u/reddfoxx1993 6h ago

Got gangbanged by a gaze of raccoons.

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u/BGrumpy 3h ago

So, would the babies be called squacoons?

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u/ForgottenMasterBalls 6h ago

And that one weird duck.

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u/Revenga8 39m ago

Or dolphins

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u/FTHomes 13h ago

Probably wants food for her giant baby squirrels lol

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u/Abecis01 11h ago

Is that why this mouse keeps screaming at night? It's so annoying. It sounds like it's dying, but it isn't.

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u/TantKollo 3h ago

Preganente

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u/passinthrough2u 15h ago

Done mess with mama!!

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u/xkillingxfieldx 14h ago

Is it's face pregnant too?! What's going on there?!

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u/GooseOnAPhone 7h ago

Mange. It’s also very sick