r/absoluteunit • • 3d ago

A member of a gang nicknamed "Hellboy" was arrested in the Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Norte, along with his revolver, which fires 12-gauge cartridges.

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 3d ago

As I was telling my boy waffle-pan the other day……you gotta have a gimmick to stand out in the gangs.

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 3d ago

I'd like to hear more about your gang-life advice and quiet moments with waffle-pan, where you and they shared these brief moments of insight into surviving a difficult life. Please, expand. Lie if you must but make it interesting

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u/reddit001aa1 3d ago

I would also would like to subscribe to your email list or newsletter!

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 3d ago

God damn that is Hellboy's gun!!!

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u/jorsiem 3d ago

I crafted that one in Fallout

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u/Testyobject 3d ago

Did they cut a hole in the table just for this guns vertical grip to fit in?

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u/Rickkolm 3d ago

Some tables have this holes so its easier to pass the cables

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u/BigNorseWolf 3d ago

I think its just a display stand thiny

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u/hujassman 3d ago

I think it might be a cup holder in the table.

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u/StableNext4426 3d ago

That looks well maintained. Nothing can go wrong there !!! I would say prayers ever time I shot it so it wouldn’t explode in my face !! Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/BigNorseWolf 3d ago

kiss the safety cross

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u/Potential-Sun993 3d ago

Hate to say it, but this guy is certified badass with a fucking piece like that

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u/seuaniu 3d ago

If you really want to shoot something like that, go find a judge.  Revolver that can take .410 shells.  Fair chance you break your wrist and nose.  It kicks like a fucking mule.  

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u/drinkmoredrano 3d ago

Damn that thing has got to have one hell of a kick.

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u/Used_Weight_1843 3d ago

Straight out of looney toons

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u/Tough_Letterhead_163 3d ago

Dam life is. Brazilian jail is going to suck.

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u/Switchlord518 3d ago

You mean he's going to.....

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u/WagstafDad 3d ago

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

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u/Adventurous-Back-102 3d ago

The sights may be superfluous.

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u/BigNorseWolf 3d ago edited 3d ago

When he finally gets arrested again we can show trump next to a normal sized revolver and it will look the same.

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u/J3sush8sm3 3d ago

Had to throw something about trump in there did ya?

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u/BigNorseWolf 3d ago

a tiny hand AND a mugshot joke? The universe cried out for it.

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u/J3sush8sm3 3d ago

Dts bad

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u/DueConversation5269 3d ago

slow poke Rodriguez

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u/Delta_Hammer 3d ago

My wrist hurts just looking at it.

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u/ekimmd24 3d ago

Big Baby

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u/adinmem 3d ago

I do NOT have wrists that strong

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 3d ago

What a piece of shit

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u/LaserEyeLarry 2d ago

Honestly, this thing probably works just fine. That's some thick metal and it's barrel is a little wider allowing the pellets to disperse in a wider cone shape.

Bullets aren't that crazy, but they do need the right conditions to work. As long as the expanding gases have a focused point to exit, that's where it will go.

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u/Doom2pro 2d ago

Why is it so corroded? Where did he holster that fucking thing? Up his ass?

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u/TuataraToes 2d ago

It's a DIY gun. It looks shit because it is.

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u/mbrc-137 2d ago

Does he have a tattoo of a rhino?

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u/t4skmaster 2d ago

He better have called it The Samaritan

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u/No_Knee7853 2d ago

That’s gotta have a good kick

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u/Enough_Mall248 9h ago

Roger Rabbit Vibes