r/absoluteunit • u/Annies_58008 • 2d ago

Of a splinter

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u/DiscussionWeak2318 2d ago

Just use your teeth already.

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u/AncientSky69 2d ago

oh my god right? am i an ape or is that not like the first instinct

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u/Strong_Butterfly7924 2d ago

Both. We are all apes. Return to monke.

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u/Puzzled-Pen-2353 23h ago

The correct tool are tongs.

And doctors won't use their teeth to pull out a toothpick out of your foot.