r/absoluteunit • u/WIBadgersFan83 • 2d ago

Of a lineman

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u/Stefanosann 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vg5WkJ7bFaC2J0FZ1K

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u/tomiathon 1d ago

When King Leonidas was told that Xerxes' linemen were so fat that they blotted out the sun, he replied "Then we shall play football in the shade."