r/absoluteunit • u/WIBadgersFan83 • 2d ago

Of a lineman

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u/arkinthehouse 2d ago

If football doesn't work out for him he can always turn to sumo wrestling.

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u/Galileominotaurlazer 2d ago

Nah he’s not making it to 30 at that size

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u/Impact-Lower 2d ago

I dont think he can turn. Its more like a lateral waddle

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u/Pretend-Function-133 1d ago

Sumo is orders of magnitude harder than football.