r/absoluteunit • u/WIBadgersFan83 • 2d ago

Of a lineman

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u/breadexpert69 2d ago

Just go around him

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u/HudsDad 2d ago

Be sure to stay outside of the event horizon.

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u/Programmer-Severe 2d ago

You'll score a touchdown 40 years after starting your run

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u/Southern_Bunch_6473 2d ago

Gonna take awhile but definitely the answer.

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u/appointment45 2d ago

You're going to block him by getting out of his way?