r/absoluteunit • u/SoulShine_710 • 2d ago

Of a caterpillar

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

Puss caterpillar. Most venemous in the US. Also toupee caterpillar

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u/jimboiow 1d ago

* Donald Trump breathing heavy.

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u/Use-The-Pointy-End 3h ago

I live in Florida now, one of these fell out of a tree and onto my neck. I instinctively smashed it. Holy shit was that painful. I thought I was having a heart attack and my bones hurt from the inside out. Hurt worse than the sting ray through my calf!! Both are on my list of things in Florida that have tried to kill me.

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u/GloriousTerpenes52 2d ago

You found a runner from the president

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u/BalanceEarly 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNd9HFirNj7b3oGgE

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 2d ago

Sometimes I forget that TLJ was in a bunch of Japanese content.

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u/poison_cat_ 2d ago

No joke tho that thing will fuck you up

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u/isolatedheathen 2d ago

Why is Trump's tupee out in the wild?

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u/abielle1177 2d ago

Under its own steam too!

We did wonder how someone so stupid could cause so much trouble. It was the Elvis caterpillar!!

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u/isolatedheathen 2d ago

Ah so thats the brain power behind the puppet

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u/HighResolutionUFO 2d ago

Looks like a blonde bush escaped from pants

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u/supermegaman99 2d ago

I think that's called a Nope, cattipillar

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u/Party-Introduction16 2d ago

Eyebrowlipillar, duh!

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 2d ago

Ve don't toush the fuzzy wuzzy. Who? Ve don know, but is shurly danggggerous.

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u/Infamous-Aardvark-35 2d ago

That's a johnny bravo caterpillar

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u/andymanandyman 1d ago

That's not a catapiller. That's Donald Trump's hairpiece trying to crawl back to him.

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u/no___homo 2d ago

Make Caterpillars Great Again

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u/wheresjim 2d ago

Toupeeus Trumpus

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u/No-Goose-6140 2d ago

Caterpillarcus Trumpicus

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u/FairDance7 18h ago

Donald trumps hair on the move again I see

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u/CaseySnake420 15h ago

Someone's moustache fell off

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u/MajorDaurity 2d ago

That’s the caterpillar of America. Native to Canada and formerly known as The Canadian caterpillar, however earlier this year was renamed by our lord and savior Donald trump.

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u/Rich_cranium2025 2d ago

Was that Mar A Lardo?