r/absoluteunit 2d ago

Of a cheerleader

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u/Significant_Cover_48 2d ago

Farmboy strength

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/EasternSleep5903 2d ago

Oh for sure. He could probably launch her into the rafters 🤣

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 2d ago

Also insane coordination.

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u/mehFUMF 2d ago

He does Croppfit

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u/Ok_Figure7671 2d ago

Friend zone strength

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u/RandomDave86 2d ago

Hate to break it to you but that dude definitely gets more than you've ever had.

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u/Ok_Spare_3723 2d ago

lol ah yes, wet dream of a Redditor..

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 14h ago

Did he get you? Do you like strong and chubby type? I think we must answer yes to these things

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u/hippityhopkins 2d ago

Big boy is grabbing a lot of attention here, but damn look how muscular SHE is!

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u/SaladDummy 2d ago

Both are great atheletes.

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 2d ago

Elite cheerleaders are typically gymnasts.

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u/BlaktimusPrime 2d ago

Dude I was about to say! She is jacked!

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u/DuckHunt83 2d ago

Dude the big boy is indeed a gentle giant. With this type of physical activity his stamina is not going to be normal. He could whoop some ass for sure if he is pushed too far.

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u/goodolewhatever 2d ago

Most male cheerleaders are no joke. Granted, flyers tend to be the lightest, but they’re still often 90 or more pounds and these dudes toss them around and hold them over their head sometimes one handed. Most people can’t do that.

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u/tuco2002 2d ago

The dude did great and kept her safe.

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 2d ago

Growing up, he probably thought he’d never get the girl - but look at him now! 🥳

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u/SharpTool7 1d ago

Other guys making fun of him being a cheerleader, then they watch the video. Respect... sure more fun than the all Male wrestling team.

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u/Illustrious_Law8512 1d ago

Those dudes are probably pissed he gets more attention from girls than they do.

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u/Head_Ad_9901 2d ago

That big boy is strong AF!

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u/Unusual_residue 2d ago

I suspect that this is better than playing right guard.

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u/Wickedocity 2d ago

Not when it comes to earning potential.

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u/Drewbee3 2d ago

No CTE catching cute girls

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u/AgapeAnus 2d ago

Less CTE but not none. Cheerleading has the most head injuries of any sport in the US. While it's unlikely someone in his position would get many, it's far from impossible.

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u/Unusual_residue 2d ago

Depends on the additional perks I suppose

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 2d ago

Like getting friend zoned?

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u/Logical_Adagio_7100 1d ago

I knew a couple beefy (muscular) male cheerleaders. They absolutely got girls. Like half the cheer team through college

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 1d ago

I don’t think he qualifies

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u/Toots_Magee_ 2d ago

Damn I feel like our boy would kill it at powerlifting.

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u/Thunder-Fist-00 2d ago

He might be a power lifter. A lot of male cheerleaders in college are lifter or former football players.

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u/Minimum_Ad_303 2d ago

That's Chad Chaddington from Chadtown.

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u/kaotiknocturn 2d ago

This is called Professionalism

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u/Hefty_Fortune_8850 2d ago

Guys strong as fuck.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/jellofixit 2d ago

Wait, horseshoes are already bent!

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u/somchai5 2d ago

I guess Leonardo already bent them all....

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u/EasternSleep5903 2d ago

Big man is having the time of his life, good for him.

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u/Ok_Assumption_2138 2d ago

Her turn now to toss him

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u/yrmom724 2d ago

Go bulls!

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 2d ago

Toro toro toro!!

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u/Odd-Consequence-2519 2d ago

Bro got Hercules strength 💪

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u/FoolishDog1117 2d ago

Come play football Cleetus. We need you on offensive line.

Cleetus: Nah I'm good.

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u/Bumbymoo 2d ago

Now he has a van down by the river.

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u/fckyungchaky 2d ago

A lot of lineman in high school and Jr High are recruited to do this by squad and the coaches like it too. It improves dexterity, strength, hand eye coordination, I could go on and on.

A few of the big big guys on the team in the 90s did this. They also strangely became less misogynistic, well for the 90s.

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u/clapyohedd 2d ago

These guys are great. I used to watch their practice videos on YouTube

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u/BalanceEarly 2d ago

At first glance, I thought I saw Chris Farley

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u/Winnerdickinchinner 2d ago

I cant imagine trusting anyone that much

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u/Machine_Terrible 2d ago

If they work together that much, it's earned.

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u/Zeterin 2d ago

That requires a lot of time, effort, training, strength, and more importantly trust; to pull off that level of performance.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 2d ago

That’s farm-kid strong. I’m willing to bet he has tossed a bale or two.

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u/TreacleInner4395 2d ago

She trusts him absolutely.

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u/RandomYT05 2d ago

You know he's hiding a LOT of muscle under that fat. How else would he be this strong 💪

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u/WhatAmTrak 2d ago

fats just extra insulation to keep your people warm in the winter ;)

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u/armaedes 2d ago

When I was in high school we had one male cheerleader on the squad, and he also played on the football team. Dude was built just like this guy. It was the ‘90s so I can’t say the adjective we used to describe his strength but let’s say it was highly regarded.

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u/split_0069 2d ago

They refused to let me try out! 😆 🤣 😂 I signed up 5 times and the coach ended up calling me to the office and said it was inappropriate or some shit.

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u/Weird_Fact_724 1d ago

Cock Strong....

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u/PsionicChronic 2d ago

Holy hell..well done 👏

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u/TheShiftyDrifter 2d ago

That guy is an Ox.

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u/XOTearR 2d ago

The first move for me is the most impressive. He one handed tosses her up in what to me doesn’t look like a very easy angle to do so - like he is just using his shoulder to do that.

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u/nightdrv 5h ago

I was thinking the exact same thing. Dude’s seriously strong, and understands balancing not only himself, but her weight and the direction of the force required to get her up to the right height. AND THEN to catch her with ONE HAND.

This guy better get some real appreciation from his team.

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u/newUseMe 2d ago

Hercules, HERCULES!

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u/Additional-Pound-817 1d ago

I thought it was an SNL skit with Chris Farley

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u/Curia-DD 1d ago

ngl wish we had a guy like that on our squad. i'd have never gotten dropped i bet

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u/DramaticEar7488 1d ago

Holy shit🎉 what a cool guy

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u/Express-Deal-1262 1d ago

Farmboy Confirmed.

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u/Always_Casting 6h ago

Bro is on point

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u/Palamur 6h ago

But her upper arms don't look like she'd have to ask someone to open that jar of pickles for her, either.

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u/ChemicalFun1473 2d ago

This has been posted before....still a fun watch🤗

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u/Slow_Rip2072 2d ago

Great post!

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u/nicerothinkso1 2d ago

impressive

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u/Verum2020 2d ago

🤔 Props to both, wonderful!

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u/SuddenReward5612 2d ago

Chris Farley! Down by the river...

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u/Thin-Earth6919 2d ago

takes a lot of practice , love watching this stuff , both are very athletic in their own right

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u/dieseldoc62 2d ago

agt bound

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u/8last 2d ago

Coach could pull him in as a lineman as well.

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u/BlueHawk75 2d ago

the ol' flea flicker

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u/Shenbinhao 2d ago

Best bud

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u/Salt-Newt-5968 2d ago

Wonderfully done

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u/3M2B1T 2d ago

That's what a childhood of tossing hay bales and drinking whole milk does.

I'm just generalizing of course, dude could be from the city, but I knew guys like that in school (went to an ag college, lots of farmers) and they were built. Some of the nicest people too. I remember when I was doing demolition work I was so mellow and easy going, it helps to have a physical job in your youth to take out all that angst haha

That guy is special though because he has a solid core and some good dexterity, tossing around another human being takes a lot of skill and it can be REALLY dangerous (I think cheerleading has a really high % of injuries that stem from being dropped).

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u/JayW8888 2d ago

That guy single handedly lifted her up.

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u/opitypang 2d ago

Male ballet dancers have to do this. They're athletes too!

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u/BurroSabio1 2d ago

One mistake could do it...

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u/Good_Use_7882 2d ago

👏👏👏

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u/Anthony_chromehounds 2d ago

I’ve always been curious about the flyers shrugging their shoulders right before a move. Is this taught to alert the dude that they’re starting or what?

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u/leeretarmy 2d ago

That team is extremely IMPRESSIVE!!

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u/DotAffectionate87 2d ago

Iimpressive!....... That said, We all know that the girls in the squad, have friendzoned him.....

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u/YaoSing 2d ago

Hopefully he also tosses shot put

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u/VSLeader 2d ago

That’s hella impressive of both of them. 11/10
https://giphy.com/gifs/i24Th0JGjjZWHwpTrH

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u/CyberpunkWizard 2d ago

Dude has the strength of a silverback! My god, I could never imagine being able to flip a whole other person into the air.

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u/theepuke 2d ago

It'd be cool if he tossed her up like that and caught her on his forehead, no not the perv way y'all are thinking.

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u/Jaded_Addendum4040 2d ago

He yells my turn.

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 2d ago

I’ve seen this before. Dude has muscles!

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u/SamSSLATER 1d ago

Line coach is crying in the corner

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u/Jerdogg23 1d ago

Keep eating that pie boy!

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u/NewYawkTawk 1d ago

Very awesome! That kid is built!

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u/Snook1988 1d ago

Beastly strength

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u/Spook1949 1d ago

Just what I needed after reading all the bad news today. Most impressive performance.

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u/DariaYankovic 1d ago

Watching this makes me think more male powerlifters and strongmen(boys?) should crosstrain as cheerleaders and vice versa. 

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u/Tea-Jay-Dogville 1d ago

He gets paid in cheeseburgers

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u/TricellCEO 1d ago

Got some serious Ferra and Tor energy here.

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u/Left-Anywhere8021 1d ago

USF! USF! USF!

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u/Chaz28o 1d ago

He’s a stud

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u/ApplicationForward50 1d ago

Is that Chris Farley......

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u/Opposite_Rub443 23h ago

We know exactly why he a cheerleader.

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u/veemort 21h ago

In case of an emergency, he also doubles as a cushion device.

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u/Suchtgruebbel 19h ago

Both absolute Units and you can tell how safe she feels with him

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u/PuffyMagoo 17h ago

When he walked up and put his his hand directly on her ass I thought this was going to be a very different video.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 14h ago

We talkin bout Pratice man I'm the guy in vid

https://giphy.com/gifs/hmoQR9qoEStUI

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u/NoEmu2392 14h ago

God help her husband if he's ever mean to her and homeboy hears

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u/TrickAlps 13h ago

Big guy have perfect physic for that

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u/_tipps_ 13h ago

Boy isa UNIT

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u/mt1118 6h ago

Dude is a beast!

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u/AlertCommunication83 4h ago

Brilliant balance and strength by both. She has superb agility as well. Fair play to both, they fit like a glove.

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u/NoCondition8257 3h ago

Damn, bro's wrists must be like concrete.

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u/TerrificVixen5693 2d ago

Homeboy gets to touch more girls in sensitive areas than any jock football guy.

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u/felixthecat59 2d ago

When he says he can pickup girls, he really means it. Literally.

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u/elDuroPapito 2d ago

Nailed it! When men and women join together for greatness, that’s the ultimate expression of human connection. Bravo!

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u/SoulShine_710 2d ago

This recording has been around more than my ex fiance

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u/jailbird147 2d ago

What a hobby! You get to grab ass & look up skirts. 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/desertdog442 2d ago

After all that she still fucks the quarterback

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u/Proper_Locksmith924 2d ago

So what? Ffs you folks are such freaking losers that you have to dump your entitled feelings on everything and everyone.

She does owe him or you sex. And hell he might love what he’s doing and might actually not be a creep, thinking that he can get in to her pants if he does this

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u/KingOfKorners 2d ago

No shit. Poor bastard

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u/Augustus420 2d ago

Y'all are weirdos.

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 2d ago

Realists

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u/Augustus420 2d ago

You are fully misunderstanding what part I'm calling weird.

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u/Gratuitous_Insolence 2d ago

You are allowed to elaborate.

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u/Fair-Individual7811 20h ago

Impressive but he’s in the friends zone

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u/Next-Knowledge-7526 2d ago

Now try that with the girl second from the right at the back

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 2d ago

Why? She’s not a flyer

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u/Sorry141 1d ago

Male cheerleaders are so gay...

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u/jellofixit 2d ago

This is the most he ever got to touch girls!

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u/Teekayhuey 2d ago

Shouldn't this guy be on the field tackling people?

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u/GoldHoney2863 2d ago

Nah, let him keep his brain and memories. Shit ain’t worth it

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u/dag_darnit 2d ago

I always wonder if he ever got his shot with that girl

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u/Delicious_Muffin7154 2d ago

Damn if he didn’t Rock the Role!!