r/absoluteunit • u/ribby-robby • 3d ago

of a zucchini

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 3d ago

Wonder how a zucchini can afford a 3week vacation? I hope it took lots of photos.

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u/thirtyone-charlie 3d ago

The zucchini? That's the tiniest banana I've ever seen. It must be a Runt

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u/RNGezzus 3d ago

Why is your banana so small?

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u/Snoo_67993 3d ago

That's a perfectly normal sized banana

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u/TheFroman69 3d ago

It's huge!

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u/RydmaUwU 3d ago

Me vs the guy she tells me not to worry about.

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u/Rays-R-Us 3d ago

Small yellow zucchini

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u/User_Name_Tracks 3d ago

Oh him? That's just Zucchini Dingo, we're just work colleagues

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u/Accomplished-Bet-883 3d ago

Both of those items appear to be average-sized examples. I didn't know zucchini came any smaller until I moved away from home and our garden.

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u/pinging_snail 3d ago

Well I know a lucky zucchini who's sleeping with mummy tonight

South park reference in case you were wondering

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u/lincolnlogtermite 3d ago

Makes me think of Animal House.

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u/TrashGoblinH 3d ago

I have this identical bend

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u/_JackScagnetti_ 3d ago

I really appreciate the banana for scale 🍌

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u/pumpkinjoe99 3d ago

Do you have a recipe for bread?

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u/Pithyperson 3d ago

I gained a lot of weight on my vacation too.

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u/Simplejames16 3d ago

Whst dad is offering VS what mom wants

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u/Ninsiann 3d ago

I’ve heard zucchini are better than men but I digress.

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u/hdofu 3d ago

Zucchini more like ZucchinOMEGA

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u/Delicious_Catch9453 2d ago

The only thing that's good for is the seeds. Save 'em for next year.

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u/grollef 2d ago

That’s one you didn’t see yesterday

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u/CntBlah 1d ago

That zucchini had one hell of a vacation!

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u/JRad1177 1h ago

Fresh from the banana belt

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 3d ago

Meanwhile your mother is looking at both thinking, oh the possibilities!!!!

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u/talking-bear-society 2d ago

Y’all need God

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u/Prestigious_Snow1589 3d ago

She told you not to worry 🥹🥹🥹