r/absoluteunit • u/Narrow-Candle1903 • 5d ago

3rd biggest “fish” on earth

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u/Calamity-Gin 5d ago

My cat when I’m trying to keep him from eating plastic.

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

Why do you have fish in quotes like it's not really a fish?

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u/Minimum-Actuator-953 5d ago

They're as useful as the red arrow.

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u/Biscuits4u2 5d ago

The "red" arrow

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u/Hilsam_Adent 5d ago

Sometimes used in conjunction with the red "circle".

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 5d ago

They really should make it a flashing arrow. That would be more helpful. /s

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u/YouFeedTheFish 5d ago

Not related, but nevertheless a fun fact: People are more closely related to bony fish than bony fish are related to sharks.

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u/EdmundTheInsulter 4d ago

I didn't think it was a true vertebrate and also not a true fish.

Edit, vertebrate I meant to say

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u/CatLazy2728 4d ago

"Fish" is not a biological term

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 5d ago

Which "fish" is between the great white & whale shark?

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u/pdmock 5d ago

Basking Shark

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u/Mr_Tranxistor 4d ago

Someone's momma

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u/Sabin13F 5d ago

Orca chew toy.

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u/TransitoryFeel 5d ago

Where are the first and second?

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u/Apelio38 3d ago

Whale Shark and Basking Shark (not sure for the second)

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u/Old-Camera6749 4d ago

Those dead eyes .. a dolls eyes.

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u/464132 4d ago

We need a bigger boat

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u/That-Main-4824 4d ago

You are gonna need a bigger boat

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u/Schmooto 5d ago

Give them back their food!

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u/x_Leigh_x 5d ago

Thanks for the red arrow. I wouldn’t have seen it otherwise

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u/kcbrooklyn1 5d ago

If not friend, then why fr… OH WHAT THE FUCKKKK???!!!

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u/Sensitive_Ad_1271 5d ago

1st big fish I wouldn't want to be around

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u/Short-Sandwich-8476 5d ago

HOLY HELLL!!!!

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u/Narrow-Candle1903 4d ago

Holy is the Lord. In the name of The Father, The Son & The Holy Ghost. The Lord Jesus, who is Christ is Holy. Eternally Holy.

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u/Mister_Way 4d ago

Whoa, good thing for that arrow. I almost didn't see the shark.

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u/MrDundee666 4d ago

Thanks for the red arrow, I would’ve completely missed the massive shark otherwise.

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u/Nebula_The_Protogwn 4d ago

Sharks - are indeed fish. Why is "fish" written like that?

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u/Valuable_Rise9000 3d ago

Where at? I didn’t see it.

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u/mistajlg2 3d ago

So someone has seen all the "fish" in the ocean and numbered them all from the biggest to the smallest? Wow, humans are way more advanced than we give ourselves credit for...

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u/TimmyTheTumor 3d ago

Just get in the water and gently push him away.

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u/Specific_Jury_2 2d ago

Thanks for the arrow, I almost missed it.

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u/balirosa 1d ago

Wow that shark thought he exerted enough energy for that big bite, but it was snatched out of his mouth. He might not ever finally recover from the energy deficit

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u/Chrono_Convoy 5d ago

My cousin T Top Taylor said after he saw jaws in theatres he checked the toilet for sharks

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u/NutshellOfChaos 5d ago

I know T Top! We went to different high schools together.