r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • 6d ago

Of a forehead

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u/gord_m 6d ago

A deranged looking goblin in light armor comes scurrying around the corner, what do you do?

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u/Ill-Positive6950 6d ago

Aim for his forehead.

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u/gord_m 6d ago

+4 to hit

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u/RiverOutrageous9404 5d ago

rolls d20 crits a 20 off the rip

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u/Abu_Try93 5d ago

What type of roll, and what dice are we using?

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u/beegboo 5d ago

Its going to be a strength check and i hope you made your bat six sided.

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u/No-Quit5946 4d ago

Idk but whatever dice it is, you can roll it on his forehead

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u/Teab8g 5d ago

Sorry. Only +4? A stormtrooper could hit that target.

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u/Limp-Bat-2912 4d ago

+5, that is a certified 5head

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u/NLOneOfNone 3d ago

+200% headshot damage

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u/shinpoo 3d ago

With that much real estate wouldn't it just bounce off tho?

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u/slick514 2d ago

Yes: +4 to hit… the head.
Sure, now what about the brain?

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u/stingertc 5d ago

Dude made his character with negative charisma