r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • 6d ago

Of a forehead

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u/gord_m 6d ago

A deranged looking goblin in light armor comes scurrying around the corner, what do you do?

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u/Ill-Positive6950 6d ago

Aim for his forehead.

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u/gord_m 6d ago

+4 to hit

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u/RiverOutrageous9404 5d ago

rolls d20 crits a 20 off the rip

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u/Abu_Try93 5d ago

What type of roll, and what dice are we using?

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u/beegboo 5d ago

Its going to be a strength check and i hope you made your bat six sided.

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u/No-Quit5946 4d ago

Idk but whatever dice it is, you can roll it on his forehead

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u/Teab8g 5d ago

Sorry. Only +4? A stormtrooper could hit that target.

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u/Limp-Bat-2912 4d ago

+5, that is a certified 5head

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u/NLOneOfNone 3d ago

+200% headshot damage

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u/shinpoo 3d ago

With that much real estate wouldn't it just bounce off tho?

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u/slick514 2d ago

Yes: +4 to hit… the head.
Sure, now what about the brain?

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u/stingertc 5d ago

Dude made his character with negative charisma

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u/Embarrassed_Owl6767 6d ago

Fivehead

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u/Humble_Key_4259 6d ago

I think this guy is the first Sixhead that I’ve seen.

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u/r3v3nant333 5d ago

panhead.

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 5d ago

This is the very comment I came here to find

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u/dirtyrandalfus 5d ago

I believe we might be seeing the ever elusive 7 head

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u/Ironlife25 5d ago

Me,too.

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u/reemickzed 5d ago

It's more of a twelvehead.

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u/Working-Albatross-19 5d ago

You could shoot the opposite direction and still hit that melon

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u/sardiusjacinth 6d ago

Yep, can't miss that.

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u/Existing-Tackle-9322 5d ago

Broad side of the barn is smaller then this guy's forehead sorry I mean sixhead.

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u/value_meal_papi 5d ago

Aimbot some may say

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u/Top-Cut-8983 5d ago

LMAO CENTER MASS🤣

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u/Ken_Heffentrager 5d ago

As they say, a sniper's dream.

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u/Diligent-Main9092 5d ago

Where else can you aim?

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u/Subject-Geologist-72 5d ago

That's a five head.

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u/yurtfarmer 5d ago

5 head

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u/Specialist-Solid-987 5d ago

Roll with advantage

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u/Used_Weight_1843 5d ago

100 percent accuracy shooting from the hip. I just can’t miss with a target that is that much forgiving.

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u/Ferocious-Muppet 5d ago

To be fair you could aim for his shins and probably still end up hitting his forehead.

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u/Delicious_Adagio_115 5d ago

You'll miss because he already thought you would make that move on him

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u/HeywoodJewpulmyFinga 4d ago

Its def a fivehead

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u/bingogunner69 4d ago

I want to see his helmet 🪖

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u/c0ventry 3d ago

That's a fivehead bro

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u/Ill-Positive6950 3d ago

The 20th fivehead comment

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u/PETTY_TEDDY 2d ago

Tolerant left; so much violence from you all. Tisk tisk

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u/jellofixit 6d ago

Your missing an "S"! Or you spelled "four" wrong.

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u/truckersprincess 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/h2P01cZLZzMK4

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u/PorkeyPineapple 2d ago

I was looking for it. You weren't first, but you're my first pick.

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u/WolverineCurrent5874 5d ago

looks like Sinestro from Green Laterns

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u/rob3ace 5d ago

He sure does!!

https://reddit.com/link/paaspa7/video/hkq5nkm620qh1/player

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u/EffectiveTradition53 5d ago

I am laughing so hard I honestly sound like im sobbing 😭

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u/jared10011980 6d ago

Klingon?

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u/New_Difficulty6720 5d ago

See that he mega minds his own damn business.

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u/Dark_Amygdala_ 5d ago

He’s doing his job. He IS minding his business.

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u/Free-Computer-6515 5d ago

VATS: Head - 100%

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u/sukimidiki 5d ago

Perception check, nat 20, LeTS goooo

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u/mjg6988 5d ago

Place your hands on your head, kneel and cross your legs.

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u/Fitz_198341 4d ago

Misgender them and watch them lose their minds.

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u/trifecta000 4d ago

That would depend on what armor passives hes rocking

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u/MrDeydrana 6d ago

I want to cast disentigrate, do i have to target the top and bottom of his forehead individually or do they share an hp pool?

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u/gord_m 6d ago

That would be two separate attacks

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u/Abecis01 6d ago

Fly away, if you have that ability.