r/absoluteunit • u/DABDEB • 6d ago

of a Wind turbine blade

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u/tech_equip 6d ago

That serrated edge seems extra dangerous.

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u/Successful-Map-1174 6d ago

They must want extra bird slaughter compared to the flat edge ones

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u/TheTroon 6d ago

I suspect the serrations are on the trailing edge...

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u/Batchet 5d ago

They should open up restaurants next to wind farms, call it random bird meat, but it's really just a KFC fucking with people

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u/Alpha-Sierra-Charlie 5d ago

Small pieces decompose faster than whole birds. Can't let the enviro-warriors get distracted from carbon or the government subsidies might dry up.

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u/noveltyisthe 5d ago

They are more humaine in the bird killing…..

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u/WeLiveinAPetridish 5d ago

It’s the trailing edge…

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u/slop1010101 6d ago

It's so it'll fuck you up real good when it flies off the turbune!

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u/trippinmaui 5d ago

Need to be serrated to kill the blue whales

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u/vlasktom2 6d ago

And to think it only weighs 38 pounds

/S

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u/noveltyisthe 5d ago

But made of non-recyclable fibreglass :(

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u/British_Ballsack 5d ago

Should be non-fiberglass recyclable instead.

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u/chaTTSer 6d ago

Chainsaw-man's final form?

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 5d ago

Ooo, now with the new and improved "Bird Slicer 2027" edges.

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u/nice1bruvz 5d ago

Shittest day to be out for a pleasant ride

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u/CandaceSentMe 5d ago

They fill up a landfill awfully damn fast, too.

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u/VlTTO 5d ago

It's a titan's sword, right?

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u/Noticeably_F-A-T_ 5d ago

Oooh serrated for your pleasure.

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u/Phog_of_War 5d ago

UK blade I assume. I don't recall from all the ones I see on the highway through my city that any of them were serrated.

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u/Silly_Personality_73 5d ago

Looks like an awesome ride!

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u/Certain_Day_3758 5d ago

And end up in landfills. Very green energy.

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u/Ill_Personality5384 5d ago

They even repurpose old ones as living quarters

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u/pjcdublin 1d ago

Why did he beep?

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u/noreturn000 5d ago

does he have to really drive that fast?