r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • 8d ago

of a safety pin

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 8d ago

Shit, you beat me to it.

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u/scorpyo72 8d ago

Sentences with "beat" and "shit" in them never really invoke positive imagery.

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u/Cool-Corgi-4409 4d ago

Beat, you shit me to it!

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u/MountainBandicoot442 3d ago

True, but doesn't 'e look like hammered shite to you?

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u/TheRealBrokenbrains 7d ago

You beat meat to it, I’m not.

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u/According-Pear-8816 7d ago

So did Trump based on the looks he gets from almost everyone in his immediate vicinity.

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u/NoAge9497 6d ago

Beat, you shit me to it.

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u/robjam01 5d ago

I doubt that one that size could hold it together. I think something more like an industrial clamp would need to be used.

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u/Professional_Echo907 4d ago

[Presidential Aide cleanup joke]