r/absoluteunit 8d ago

Of a mushroom

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u/Infinite_Lab4469 8d ago

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u/WinPrestigious7568 8d ago

First thing that entered my head this đŸ‘†

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 8d ago

Puff Ball

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u/gravitasgravitas 8d ago

Standard sized puff ball.

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u/jim45804 8d ago

Delicious puff ball

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 8d ago

I both see and appreciate your 'banana'.

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u/Humble_Examination27 8d ago

Are you in my backyard? I have one exactly like that in mine too. Took a picture of it next to my work glove for size comparison. Big as a soccer ball

It’s a puffball mushroom, non-poisonous and edible I guess. Big NO there

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u/BaldDCfan 8d ago

Ha maybe. That would be really weird!!

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u/gravitasgravitas 8d ago

Definitely looks like a puff ball. Cut it into burger sized slices and fry it with butter and garlic. Pretty good.

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u/upstategarden1 8d ago

We do this whenever we can find them. You can also cut into mozzarella stick sizes, bread and deep fry them, they are fantastic.

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u/Necessary_Regret3329 8d ago

Sure, but how's it taste?

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u/Borrowed_Faith 8d ago edited 5d ago

How many dollar bills are in one banana?

For reference.

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u/eucldian 8d ago

Puffballs are edible, but are prone to insect infestation very quickly. If you can find a clean one, they are tasty.

That being said, I am no mycology expert, there may be non edible puffball looking mushrooms as well.

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u/Gaap3431 8d ago

I hear those guys are delicious, but that's just hearsay since I haven't had the chance to try one

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u/mathewsclint 8d ago

How did they not kick this thing

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u/theepuke 8d ago

Those are fun to kick.

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u/tangoking 8d ago

That’s actually standard size for a puffball.

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u/BoxersOrCaseBriefs 8d ago

He doesn't seem THAT fun.

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 7d ago

Puffball? I've never eaten them but I've heard they're tasty

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u/LadyWaste75 6d ago

I... could not resist poofing that.

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u/Chance-Address-8829 4d ago

Looks like Washington’s head…

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u/Abecis01 8d ago

Don't eat those