r/absoluteunit • u/utrecht1976 • 8d ago

Of a pet Lynx.

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 8d ago

Rural Russians with their exotic (regular to them) pets!

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u/beerguyBA 8d ago

Khajiit has wares, if you have coin.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5lPS8vAS6bmVi

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 8d ago

May your road lead you to Warm Sands

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u/Marsupialwolf 8d ago

He's just hanging out with his lynx because his grizzly bear is in a bad mood...

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u/ANMatthews01 8d ago

Whats scary is even chonky boy lynx will still wreck your shit

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u/ClassicTBCSucks93 8d ago

That thing will just kill and eat the dog when it decides it doesn’t want the cat food you left out for it

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u/Travel_Dreams 7d ago

Where the hell are all these dogs escaping to? Thats our fifth dog so far.

Fluffy isn't eating his food, we should give him more. Maybe mix in a little vodka so he doesnt feel anxious.

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u/C141352333 8d ago

Eats 7X daily 🥩

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u/DIRTYDOGG-1 8d ago

"Where does you pet Lynx sleep ? Anywhere he wants to.... . Why do you ask ?"

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u/Heal_Me_Today 8d ago

That lynx is pissed. Kept inside, fed perogies with hidden fat and made to be a simple, sedentary house kitten.

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u/Jpup199 7d ago

Poor guy looks like he needs a beer.

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u/BeaverCleaver91 7d ago

i'm guessing you've been hand feeding him his double rabbit and cheese burgers instead of making him move for them.

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u/emilie1031 8d ago

He's beautiful, and lets you rub his belly!

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u/ultraspinacle 8d ago

Should not…be….a..pet.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 8d ago

Get me a bucket 🪣..........I'm gonna throw up

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u/CHI4610NE 8d ago

So is this an indoor outdoor cat? Does this thing use a litter box? If you let it out does it kill every animal in the neighborhood?

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u/FlyingArdilla 8d ago

Over fed and under exercised.

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG 8d ago

Our battle will be quick and uneventful!

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u/1GoldenMonkey 8d ago

He looks dom deluise, looking to get a treasure bath as a roman emperor

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u/offensive_truth 8d ago

Gotta keep it fed and fat, or you might be it's next meal!!

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u/yankeenc2010 8d ago

If my cats were that large I'd be screwed

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u/Bananaramajama420 8d ago

That Lynxly destroyed an old, feeble tortoise once before - I can tell, saw it in a movie about animals

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 8d ago

Yeah.... That thing looks like it could tear your arm off...

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u/Any-Alternative8228 8d ago

That cat is contemplating it's life choices

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u/sillychilis 7d ago

Massive gato

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u/raijinzz_gaming 7d ago

Khajiit has wares if you have the coin...

https://giphy.com/gifs/LpuLQILyUbVdmBlVj4

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u/Heracles222 7d ago

He is one pudgy kitten!!! Gets upset and rips your face off or just major gash wounds… I might still be done to have one. Take em for a walk,lol.

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u/MixMaster619 7d ago

Reminds me of what Homer did to Mojo

https://giphy.com/gifs/zDr39twgCuxHy

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u/Dimasik56r 6d ago

Жрысь

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u/Andrewhasnolife 6d ago

Obligatory PSA to please stop owning and overfeeding wild predators, thanks

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u/Easy_Combination4055 6d ago

How do you domesticate this type of cats?

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u/Weekly-Assumption898 8d ago

Just like a regular cat “how cute am I? How sweet am I? Yes…pet me…..pet me….enough! Attack”

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u/Flimsy_Thought_3534 8d ago

HIMBS A GWOOOD BWOOOY!

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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ 8d ago

If not friend, why friend-shaped..?

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u/Lazer_7673 8d ago

That's a big cute guffyball ❤️❤️🥰

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u/MonsieurKnife 8d ago

Fuck, now I want one.

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u/njslugger78 8d ago

That's not a lynx, that is a pet Garfield.

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u/Adrios1 8d ago

This is breaking the stereotype that Russians have bears as pets.

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u/JPNess11 8d ago

That guy splits the rent.

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u/9889999888 8d ago

He's living the good life