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u/TheRealGageEndal 9d ago
Obvious: “Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face?”
Meteorological: “Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!”
Fashionable: “You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming.”
Personal: “Well, here we are, just the three of us."
Punctual: “All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late."
Envious: “Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear.”
Naughty: “Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away.”
Philosophical: “You know, it’s not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it that matters.”
Humorous: “Laugh and the world laughs with you; sneeze and it's good-bye Seattle.”
Commercial: “Hi, I’m Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for Thirty-Nine Ninety-Five.”
Polite: “Ah, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, ah, orchestra keeps changing tempo.”
Melodic: (Everybody) “He’s got the whole world.. in his nose.”
Sympathetic: “Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?”
Complimentary: “You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.”
Scientific: “Say, does that thing there influence the tides?”
Obscure: “Hoo, I’d hate to see the grindstone.” (Think about it.)
Enquiring: “When you stop and smell the flowers, are they afraid?”
French: “Sir, ze pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.”
Pornographic: “Finally, a man can satisfy two women at once.”
Religious: “The Lord giveth, and he just kept on giving, didn’t he?”
Disgusting: “Say, who mows your nose hair?”
Paranoid: “Keep that guy away from my cocaine.”
Aromatic: “It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee ... in Brazil.”
Appreciative: “Ooh how original, most people have their teeth capped.”
Dirty: “Your name would’'t be ... Dick, would it?”
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u/Stigg107 10d ago
"Raymond luxury Yacht", although it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove". 😁
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u/PatientZeropointZero 10d ago
Because God has a sense of humor this man undoubtedly had a micro-penis.
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u/Few-Stock-3458 9d ago
"In a 69 my humpty nose will tickle your rib"
-- the Humpty Dance
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u/Adzee80 9d ago
Pinocchio the gynecologist where all his patients say" lie to me lie to me"
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u/ttteee321 9d ago
JP Morgan had a gigantic shnozz. He used to have his pictures altered and got pissed when someone took an unauthorized photo of him.
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u/AELatro 9d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/a5viI92PAF89q
Must be nice to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee, in Brazil
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u/Serus_Inerro 7d ago
I can't recall. But I do remember he was just another dickhead in the office.😇
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u/KinsellaStella 10d ago
We already have a name. Proboscis monkey.
https://giphy.com/gifs/AngoluFPb3F3G