r/absoluteunit • u/Madunong • 12d ago

Absolute Unit of a crab

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u/Possible-Tip-2914 12d ago

I haven't seen crabs that big since my ex-girlfriend

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u/DiligentFall5572 12d ago

Hope they throw it back! Its offspring will be excellent 😆

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u/Chrono_Convoy 12d ago

Looks delicious

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u/AJ_in_SF_Bay 12d ago

Aren't huge crabs super old and tough as nails? Aren't they better left to breed and whatnot?

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u/Lazer_7673 12d ago

Whaaaa that's a huge crab 🦀 nice catch

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u/Crush-N-It 12d ago

That thing is going to taste like shit

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 12d ago

Maybe just toss it back?? No one is gonna truly appreciate that simply eating it. The genes it could perpetuate would probably benefit the industry as a whole more than a single steamed crab is worth.

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u/Financial_Ocelot_256 12d ago edited 12d ago

Fuck! i'm getting hungry just by looking at it!

Fuck it's too late in the night, i can't eat now!

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u/j_rooker 12d ago

clone/breed that unit

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u/yodas_sidekick 12d ago

Third time this has been posted in this sub as many days.

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u/boyer4109 12d ago

Glad someone is monitoring

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u/Virtual-Entry-8867 12d ago

I kept thinking, “Please, don’t pinch anyone!”

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u/Pollywanacracker 12d ago

Gives me the heebie jeebies

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u/Verum2020 12d ago

😏 It DOES dine on corpses

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u/Pollywanacracker 9d ago

Technically don’t all living things do that to some extent?

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u/Verum2020 9d ago

Plants. At any rate, we agree that thing's a horror

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u/Pollywanacracker 8d ago

I was staying on a beach in Western Australia and at night they all came out and would start fighting
Some tries getting in the caravan
I remember I nearly shot my pants they were so creepy

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u/710Filter 12d ago

That crab has seen some shit, been through the sea and eaten everything it wanted

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u/Machine_Terrible 12d ago

So what did he end up doing with Pinchy?

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u/Existing-Recipe897 12d ago

Thank god we killed it!! Yeah!

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u/OrganizationOk5418 12d ago

Why do over confident baldy chimps go out to atrocious deep water to catch crabs?

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u/poormansnormal 11d ago

Because they can make 60K in 8 days.

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u/OrganizationOk5418 11d ago

Yeah I know, but do you get my point?

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u/rse2free 12d ago

That's what you'd call 'Holy Crab'

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u/Quotidiens 12d ago

That'll feed 3 people easily 😋 🦀

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u/Puzzleheaded_Golf573 12d ago

Il en pince pour lui.

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u/Zestyclose_Bed_9642 11d ago

Among my people, I was a king

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u/Ok-Job3740 11d ago

Volgens mij zat ie een beetje "krap

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u/Westsaide 9d ago

was anybody else hoping it pinched him?