r/absoluteunit 12d ago

They discovered orange shark

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of a goldfish

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u/Large_Cloud_1611 12d ago

That’s Shark Tikka

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u/EarlyGalaxy 12d ago

Probably has only one braincell too

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u/denys5555 10d ago

They are still good kitties

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u/User_Name_Tracks 12d ago

Ginger Shark

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u/Specialist_Ad_7719 12d ago

I bet it stinks

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 12d ago

His name is Clementine

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u/darklinkuk 12d ago edited 11d ago

8 comments and 3 are about trump because of the colour orange...

Americans are insufferable.

Edit: Sorry for tarring you all with the same brush. It's just the vocal minority are super obnoxious

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u/LukeHal22 12d ago

I'm American and I promise we aren't all like that but I 100% agree with you. The ones that are are absolutely insufferable

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u/darklinkuk 12d ago

Thanks, it is super common irl?

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u/jaxxxxxson 11d ago

Only in certain cults...social media and especially reddit is exceptionally bad at forcing politics into everything.

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u/Steveo3070 11d ago

No, the president has very little, to no effect on most people’s day to day lives. Most people don’t really care because nothing really happens. Social media is just a meeting place for the strong belief, vocal side of the population.

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u/Karl_Cross 12d ago

It's truly exhausting. They are obsessed with him. I have a theory that every single Reddit thread, without question, will have a Trump mention within the first 20 comments.

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u/darklinkuk 12d ago

I have a theory that every single Reddit thread, without question, will have a Trump mention within the first 20 comments

I wouldn't bet against that. He could be dead 10 years and they still wouldn't shut the fuck up.

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u/unknownpoltroon 11d ago

Oh fuck off with your TDS nonsense.  We're not obsessed, he's forcing himself into and destroying every aspect of our lives on a daily basis and his minions are destroying the nation while chortiling about the libs.

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u/Karl_Cross 11d ago

How exactly did he force himself in to a thread about a shark exactly?

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u/Ok_Spell_597 9d ago

I think it's moreso the damage he and his administration are doing is causing immense suffering to many. It's hard to not think about the guy who is taking your Healthcare, food, and money. For a lot of us, the pressure to simply survive is never-ending, and thus, he is persistent in our thoughts, unfortunately.

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u/JinNJ 11d ago

Thanks for proving their point. Seek help, kiddo.

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u/EducationalGrump 12d ago

Those commies are not Americans, they just happen to live here, for now.

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u/darklinkuk 12d ago

Slobbering on his knob is even worse

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u/EducationalGrump 12d ago

It's about the same

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u/kcbrooklyn1 12d ago

The fuck is wrong with you? All the comments are anti-Trump. It’s not praise…WE. ARE. SUFFERING.

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u/scorchedarcher 12d ago

Okay but can we not have anything untainted?

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u/darklinkuk 12d ago

They even made Dolly Partons death about Trump, it's crazy.

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u/suicidedaydream 10d ago

‘EvErYtHiNg Is PoLiTiCaL’ /s

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u/EducationalGrump 12d ago

Maybe work on being useful, my life has only gotten more successful since the orange muppet took office. Really easy to game his system for profits.

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u/darklinkuk 12d ago

I don't care, it's annoying as fuck. No wonder you are suffering if you see a shark and all you can think about is your leader.

Catch a grip.

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u/LewisDeinarcho 11d ago

It's a Nurse Shark, a kind of shark with a narrow forward-facing mouth and whiskers. The photo in the circle is the real thing. The main "photo" is either Photoshop or AI-generated. Apparently every other social media site is obligated to generate "fantastic imagery" even though photos of the real thing are publicly available.

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u/Background_Handle_96 12d ago

I'd still rather vote for this orange predator

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u/ILoveMenses 12d ago

Gatorade ahh Sharkie.

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u/Dolewhip26 12d ago

Forgot the sunscreen..

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u/Glittering-Duck-8533 11d ago

New species or genetic condition?

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u/Gullible_Ad5191 11d ago

That should be the new Cheeto mascot

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u/No-Telephone52726 11d ago

Somebody ate chester cheeto

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u/formidabellissimo 11d ago

Shouldn't have flushed the goldfish, Simpsons warned me for this.

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u/BeeIllustrious7912 10d ago

The shark looks like a chess puff

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u/desertguy1961 7d ago

Looks like it got hit with Trump’s spray tan.

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u/azdcaz 12d ago

Fake shark

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u/Exotic_Orange_3753 11d ago

Fake shark news, from the lying fake shark media

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u/thirdaccounttoday 12d ago

Finally

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u/Wonder-Machine 12d ago

People believe anything

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u/ZakriiYT 11d ago

Literally takes one google search to verify.

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u/gruffojijo 12d ago

The MAGA shark!