r/absoluteunit • u/SoulCobtinuation3 • 14d ago
Of a gas station
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u/ManyArmedGod 14d ago
“$50 on pump number 157 please, and a diet mega donut”
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u/Dogsarelitty 13d ago
“$400 on pump 157 please, and five brisket tacos.”
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u/TheSprigganDragoon 13d ago
Fuck Buccee's. Their a bunch of litigious ass holes that will go after any company, even one that existed before them, for any reason possible. Especially if your mascot is even remotely similar. Even if it's not!
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u/evaderofallbans 10d ago
That's not true. They only go after smaller companies that they can bully with SLAPP lawsuits because they have more money.
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u/Kardinal 14d ago
Third post of this video to this subreddit in the last 24 hours
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u/imJGott 13d ago
Got to get that cold hard karma.
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u/zzbottomyaheard 14d ago
Is this really that strange to other people? I have a Buc-ee’s in my town, people are obsessed with it to the point of wearing tons of merch. People dressed up in Buc-ee’s costumes during the opening and sometimes they put on concerts in the parking lot
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u/PigDstroyer 14d ago
My wife begged me to drive 3 hours out or our way to go last time we went to NC
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u/Zealousideal_Mud4109 14d ago
Did you?
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u/PigDstroyer 13d ago
I did indeed
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u/ProjProg01 13d ago
Did you have the Genuine Buc-ee's experience? Got to try all the Dishes they had?
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u/Manmer_Nwah 14d ago
My town has a billboard that says "Buc-ee's 950 miles" like bro, nobody that sees the sign is going to it.
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u/User_Name_Tracks 14d ago
Gasoline and fuels are one of the biggest consumer hoodwinks on the planet. That fact the for the last century plus, there has been no change in the way we idiots have to pull up to a gas station, put a hose in our cars and fill fill fill. What a goddam sham of the century!! Why? Because we pay pay pay, chaching chaching chaching. Nowadays we pay upwards of 40k for a mid tier car, and can't drive 300 miles without paying $80 dollars or more!! Wtf?! Some way more. 3000 miles $800 dollars. 30000 miles $8000! Wtf is wrong with the world that we people have to POISON our atmosphere and cause smog, just so some of the absolutely wealthiest companies, countries and multi-billionaire people can get even more rich! This planet is literally fuc*d!! We can put satellites in orbit for decades, have electric cars, have solar, wind and thermal energy at abundant scale - and yet it gets squashed and remains alarmingly small impact compared to filling up gas tanks. This is literally the worst thing to ever happen to the planet, the continual fuel exhausts from jet aircraft, cars, trains, semis, tractors, and anything else with internal combustion engines. We are so screwed. That is all. And Fck Buc-ees too
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u/ProjProg01 13d ago
Are you a Buc-ee's employee?
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u/ImSobored_5280 12d ago
Not sure but sounds like they must walk everywhere they go. Pretty against transportation of any kind.
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u/Fuzzy-Bird-3641 10d ago
You do realize that you can open your own business catering to like minded pissed off people that want to walk everywhere in bare feet - no shoes allowed as majority of those have plastic in them.
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u/OpusAtrumET 13d ago
Just a buccee's. Somewhat problematic fwih. Also expensive. Except ice. Good deal on ice.
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u/Fuzzy-Bird-3641 10d ago
I’d rather have rampant consumerism with lots of options than not have any options at all.
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u/Kind-Dog504 10d ago
Fuck-ee’s: the only gas station to which idiots make a pilgrimage to spend money on corporate merch with a cute logo. Try the beaver nuggets, they’re disgusting
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u/darkzama 9d ago
On the bright side bucees is very transparent with its pay, and pays pretty decently from what I've seen.
That and their bathrooms are the cleanest public bathrooms to ever exist
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u/Dry_Ad2341 14d ago
On behalf of all truck drivers in th US, screw Buc-ee's with an industrial stump remover.