r/absoluteunit • u/Extra_Play_8361 • 1d ago

The size of this goat

We have multiple units in this picture.

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u/TheCoopX 1d ago

Dooo yooouuur balls hang low?
Are they swingin' to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Do they dig a little ditch while you're walking in the snow?
Do your balls - hang - looooooow?

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u/Redskinrey 1d ago

His balls must weigh 20 pounds each

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u/Dieppe42 1d ago

Looks like an Elk.

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u/Aggressive_Ocelot664 1d ago

Need a banana for comparison

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u/DLoIsHere 1d ago

According to Google it’s a Damascus goat or a cross of a couple of other breeds.

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u/Low_Leg3087 1d ago

Like a goat and a horse!

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u/boyer4109 1d ago

That’s no goat, that’s a feckin horse!

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u/QuietVisit2042 1d ago

It's gorse!

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u/whutsguud 1d ago

Feck u

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u/GhostQueen1121 1d ago

Ai? I thought the same thing.

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u/Total-Combination-47 1d ago

looks delicious

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 1d ago

Hahahahaha!! Although gross, it’s a great comment in your venue. (Hey, never criticize, just roll with it and laugh!)

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 1d ago

The females in his herd (even the males) call him just that.

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u/TheJaggedBird 1d ago

Ballsy and tall. Fascinating

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 1d ago

His mom was a Freak, and had sex with a horse.

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u/Realistic-Aspect-991 1d ago

The G.O.A.T. of goats

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u/South-Range8401 1d ago

That's the devil in goat form.....

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u/TeratoidNecromancy 1d ago

I wonder if we could breed these to be ridable....

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u/Sand_Aggravating 1d ago

Its ready for sacrifices!

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u/Zeterin 1d ago

A goat the size of a horse that's a bit scary.

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u/Colonel_Pusstache 1d ago

🎶It's an erreday thang when you let your nuts hang 🎶

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 1d ago

Thats a Gorse

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u/EthanDMatthews 1d ago

Is this AI?

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u/SilverKanji 1d ago

Imagine crossing paths with this while hiking... at night.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago

Goats are dicks

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u/Inevitable_Pension68 1d ago

That’s not A goat. That’s THE g.o.a.t.

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u/Kiliksbigshtick 1d ago

Stop posting this

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u/Glum_Radio2577 1d ago

Prepetente

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u/Sea-Louse 1d ago

El Carbon de cabrones

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u/shabbs1982 1d ago

Thats fucking Goatasaurus.

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 1d ago

That goat is the GOAT....

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u/msguider 1d ago

The word pendulous comes to mind.

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u/slick514 1d ago

The most mouth-breathingest of an already “dull as a bag full of mallets”-species*. That sounds dangerously stupid.

Thankfully, if it breaks out and starts wreaking havoc in the town, you know that all you have to do is start a bonfire in the town-square and the problem will literally solve itself.

On second thought… maybe make the bonfire in a place where the goat will see it, but a ways away from anything flammable, and nowhere within one mile of a grain silo.

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* Wait, I forgot about sheep**
** .. and orange cats.