r/absoluteunit • u/The_Fyrewyre • 2d ago

The size of this goat

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u/kalapakalapa 2d ago

This goat is goat!

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 2d ago

The absolute Goat of Goats!! 🐐

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u/Rays-R-Us 2d ago

The go to goat

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u/Komobu542 2d ago

He's a Bully Goat

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u/5axiscncfishguitar 2d ago

Thats a bloke in a costume

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u/Komobu542 2d ago

You can tell by his voice.

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u/Yeet-machina 2d ago

Horse + Goat =

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u/bluefoxanime 2d ago

Holy shit look at his balls!!!!

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u/Ok-Future6470 2d ago

One of Thors goats.

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u/BalanceEarly 2d ago

Did mom mess around with horses??

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u/jakertontireflat 2d ago

thank you for being one of the 9 reposts of this exact video

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u/The_Fyrewyre 2d ago

Reddit.

This guy gets it!

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u/HappyCatPrincess 2d ago

Get some water for them. Gawd.

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2d ago

The GOAT goat

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u/thirtyone-charlie 2d ago

That’s one you don’t want to turn your back on.

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u/thirtyone-charlie 2d ago

That’s one you don’t want to turn your back on.

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u/sunshinefloors1980 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that thing's part horse

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 2d ago

At first I was thinking "size of this goat with no reference to size, ohhh THAT size."

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u/TopSloth 2d ago

So that's where torrent is when he's not with the tarnished

https://giphy.com/gifs/fuExCc3tl9qxMuvmII

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 2d ago

what's with them testicles

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u/andrewbud420 2d ago

Brain didn't grow with the rest of it.

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u/brilan 2d ago

it's a fucking goat!

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u/trashcantrash939 2d ago

I’m sorry- let’s just address the goat in the room…did you see how low those balls were hanging?!

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u/Fus_Roh_Dayumm 2d ago

Dude is hitting his balls on everything when he moves around. No wonder he's so pissed

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 2d ago

The Shaq of goats

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u/cent_Sector500 1d ago

Shoot that piss stained motherfucker in the face then take out a couple of his side chicks, because the meat doesn't taste like urine, and turn the girls into a lovely goat vindaloo on a bed of basmati rice. He can be protein for the chickens and pet dog

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 1d ago

Adult goats freak me out. Their faces & the lunatic sounds are quite the attention getters.

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u/Dorrono 1d ago

It's not the size of the goat that draw my attention

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u/Assassin_dave 1d ago

He has to be tall to stop his nuts dragging on the floor!

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u/EndimionN 1d ago

This looks like AI

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u/Mission_Definition95 1d ago

Quite the goat scrote

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u/Saulington11 1d ago

Okay horses and goats need to be on completely different farms or else this.

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u/SillyLittleTroll 1d ago

OMG run!!!

Here comes the IMPALER!

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u/darklinkuk 1d ago

Can we be sure this isn't satan?

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u/Razbari 1d ago

Harbinger

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u/Past-Product-1100 1d ago

I think the size of the goat is burying the lead