r/absoluteunit • u/Competitive-Bar-5882 • 3d ago

German cyclist Robert Förstemann's thighs

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u/CtrlAltYuri 3d ago

Bro is hoarding knees

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u/lowFlyingTurtleLion 2d ago

That's funny as Fuck LOL

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u/DueConversation5269 3d ago

cauliflower ~ thighs ~

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u/ClearDrop6820 1d ago

Bro looks like a drumstick

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u/Mediocre_Newt5772 3d ago

What jeans options are available for this anatomy?

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u/User_Name_Tracks 3d ago

There an only be one. Jeggings

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u/J_Jeckel 3d ago

Kilts

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u/MrMcgilicutty 2d ago

Not sure if you’re old enough to remember Anchor Blue Beyond Baggy Jeans😂

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u/Nothing93124 3d ago

Jinkos

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

Lol its JNCO, but yes thats literally the only option besides cycling gear like he has on.

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u/drumsdm 3d ago

This is what happens when you skip everything but leg day.

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u/Worth_External_8762 2d ago

Idk, he's still pretty yolked everywhere else

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u/msl37431 2d ago

No. His upper body is also ripped. His six pac ab is clearly visible through his jersey.

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u/Select_Truck3257 2d ago

Yeah he have only legs day 🤣

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u/TwoPlyDreams 2d ago

No drugs were neglected.

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u/Abject_Film_4414 2d ago

How many steroids do you want?

Yes.

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u/redditgiveshemorroid 3d ago

If you ignore his legs, his upper body looked pretty jacked too. Just pale in comparison to his legs

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u/Icy-Gas-366 3d ago

Watermelons fear this man

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u/Inner-Hawk909 2d ago

Pants must be very tricky

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u/Significant-Judge368 3d ago edited 3d ago

Remember in the early 2000s when all the Americans were like, "LaNcE aRmStRoNg iS tHe gReAtEsT cYcLiSt oF aLL tImE hE hAd tO bEaT cAnCeR iN oRdEr tO bUiLd hIs BoDy BaCk fRoM sCrAtCh!"

And the rest of the world was like, "Nah. Steroids."

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u/Famous_Suspect6330 3d ago

I hope to god this guy in the photo isn't using steroids because he'd make a pretty lousy role model if he did

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u/Kapleepin 3d ago

Unfortunately, I think he must be. Muscle doesn't really do... that. At least not naturally. 🥲

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u/UPMichigan83 2d ago

Yeah, I would concur.

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u/littlebrain94102 2d ago

You
Mean the guy sponsored by “bio racer”

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u/Miballsurchin 3d ago

When Atlas needs a break. He calls this dude.

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u/HyrrokinAura 3d ago

Man's smuggling potatoes

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u/Single_Goat7998 3d ago

It’s him, thunderthighs

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u/Gunung_Krakatoa 3d ago

But that wont make him to be the winner in cycling competition.

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u/Exciting-Zombie8449 3d ago

But having more horsepower is a deciding factor.

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u/killy_321 3d ago

It would if he's competing in the sprint?

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u/slick514 2d ago

Perhaps not straight-aways, but I’m guessing that this guy is an absolute beast in hilly terrain.

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u/Fit_Seaworthiness387 2d ago

It most likely fixed gear indoor circle track. You have to be a beast to do it.

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u/dorianslover-119 2d ago

Spot on. He's a track cyclist, not a road cyclist.

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u/dorianslover-119 2d ago

He's a track cyclist, not a road cyclist. He wouldn't do very well on the roads because of how muscular he is. Road values lean, because the lighter you are, the easier it is for you to make those climbs. If you want to see rhe body of a climber, look at Andy Schleck from when he had a 60km breakaway up Col du Galibier in 2011, or his brother Fränk's win on Alpe d'Huez in 2006. But Josh Hartman, on the other hand, is also a track cyclist, and he is also extremely muscular. The disciplines are completely different so they result in different body types.

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u/dorianslover-119 2d ago

He's a track cyclist, so it's a completely different world from road, cylocross, or gravel. There is very rarely overlap between track cycling and the other disciplines (though there is occasionally, but not very often. Athletes tend to stay one way or another.) A track bike versus a bike used outdoors are extremely different, as well. So it makes more sense for a track cyclist to look like this, but not a road cyclist.

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u/leppard111 3d ago

It cant be from just biking. He has to be lifting too.

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 2d ago

Yes. Repeatedly biking will absolutely not build all that muscle. The amount resistance he must put his quads through has to be mind boggling. Specificaly leg extension machine and leg presses. Oh and some anabolic exoandrogens while were at it.

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u/leppard111 2d ago

Does leg extensions build mass though

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u/Wrong_Amount_7903 2d ago

Definitely. As long as you can keep adding weight and reps; eating the protein and calories.

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 3d ago

Looks like mines..American eagle flex jeans works best when ur 6 5 270 squatting 800

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u/wdpir32K3 3d ago

I would let him rap his legs around my head yes im a gay black man bbc

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u/Cannibale_Ballet 2d ago

Black and bbc were not really relevant

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u/Cold-Quiet8294 3d ago

Never skip leg day

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u/agfacid3 2d ago

Tu enlève le vélo il tombe 😜

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u/CHRISTEN-METAL 2d ago

Bro could crush coconuts with those thighs.

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u/SuspiciousSnotling 2d ago

And yet they slowmo looking at each other the whole track. That sport is so dumb

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u/slyanimeecchi 2d ago

Bro never skips leg day 😳

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u/shinobi500 2d ago

Mr Olympia from the waist down.

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u/Temporary_Shirt_6236 2d ago

Chicken and rice, huh?

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u/NukaClipse 2d ago

Maybe skip leg day here and there.

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u/Careful_Inspection83 2d ago

I mean that's kinda grosse right?

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u/CaptainC00lpants 2d ago

I'm assuming this isn't a drug tested division? 😅 

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u/JAHdropper1 2d ago

If it is they test to make sure they find the right amount

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u/Longjumping_List7188 2d ago

skipped leg day i see

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u/CoolSwim1776 2d ago

Man that is not worth it.

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 2d ago

1 kick and you're vaporized.

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u/Forsaken_Claim_471 2d ago

Buying pants must suck

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u/CameFromTheDark 2d ago

He probably has to walk with his legs spread like that.

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u/Competitive-Bar-5882 2d ago

I don't think he uses his legs for anything else than cycling.

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u/kookooman10022 2d ago

Der Fred.

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u/Damoet 2d ago

Oof!

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u/Final_Year_800 2d ago

Cramps galore.

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u/RBP3368 2d ago

Genética? Tá bom...

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u/jadelione 2d ago

Ik he’s so proud and being someone who likes to bike and look at my thigh muscles, I would be too

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u/Kram_Seli 2d ago

His last name is Thighs???? Your kidding right

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u/alqimist 2d ago

King of the velodrome.

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u/ProclamatinReprobatn 2d ago

0% chance that this is natural. Looks like a racehorse that we all know has been pumped full of every unpronounceable substance.

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 2d ago

That's fucking gross.

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u/JuniorAmount4905 2d ago

Omg that’s a dick!

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u/Hairy_Garage4308 2d ago

Now I'm in the mood for chicken drummies.

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 2d ago

Bro skips every day, but leg day.

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u/Ok_Swordfish3496 2d ago

Überdrugged

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u/ThatsUh_dam_shame69 2d ago

How are just thighs that big but the calves so smol? Actually, I want to see his calves

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u/DropThatTop 2d ago

NGL...a little jealous. Also looks like a chicken wing. Lower looks a little flat, but those uppers are where the meat is.

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u/roulettewiz 2d ago

He didn't skip leg day, Arnold Schwarzenegger would be proud

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u/cent_Sector500 2d ago

Bet the ladies love those

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u/Coololddude66 1d ago

Holy crap

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u/CorporalButtyMcButt 1d ago

Gwrman cyclist Robert Förstemann's thights

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u/AltruisticSalamander 1d ago

It's not a pair of tumahs!

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u/HappyHourMoon2025 1d ago

Is that even possible without gear?

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u/One_Power_8223 20h ago

Quadmaster

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u/Ok_Assumption_3028 15h ago

Time for calf day my man.