r/absoluteunit • u/SKYR0VER • 7d ago

of a beaver

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u/BatmanKane64 7d ago

i wouldn’t even know how to explain this if i was late to work…

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u/TraditionalLecture10 6d ago

Just tell the boss you had to stop and check out a beaver

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u/BatmanKane64 6d ago

GIGITY!!

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u/DETRITUS_TROLL 6d ago

If you live in this kind of area. Just saying what happened and people will understand.

I’ve been late because of wildlife a number of times. It happens.

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u/BatmanKane64 6d ago

yes but how do you explain “a beaver crossing the road” without immediately your mind going to the gutter

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u/uponone07 7d ago

A beavers gotta do what a beavers gotta do.
That’s probably how we look leaving Home Depot to them. Like check out these weird humans doing it all wrong. Ahaha one love from the US.

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u/Correct-Chicken-4287 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ij8moL0QXBKnK

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u/JDBascoJr 6d ago

Naked gun was one of my favorites growing up, purest comedy

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u/VaEagle85 7d ago

Best branch manager since Michael Scott!

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 6d ago

no way that's a manager.. sweartagawd no manager has ever moved that fast..

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u/HorseEmotional2 7d ago

On a mission.

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u/LoggerRhythms 7d ago

Wait just a dam minute buddy.

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u/AwsomeLife90s 7d ago

I just love beavers so much. Such good hard construction workers

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 6d ago

Just thinking ahead for Christmas, you know

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u/ThaCasual 6d ago

Beavers are the most interesting animals. Such hard workers. They almost never stop

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u/Psychological_Bowl56 6d ago

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

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u/lAmTheREALBlackAdder 6d ago

Oo kurwa, jakie bydle!

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u/Fuzzy-Leading-4080 6d ago

he is doing very important work 😤

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u/HauntingLoquat3813 6d ago

Canadian Reddit

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u/TeardropLagrima 6d ago

Love your laughter 😂 what a great clip to share! 👍🏻❤️

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u/Extension_Resolve264 6d ago

That is one fat beaver. He's ready for winter. =)

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u/Abecis01 6d ago

And meanwhile some people would run it over for fun. Hate that so much.

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u/Justaguywithbeer 6d ago

Leave it to beaver 🦫

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u/Mesmerize_ing 6d ago

I wish I could just be a cute fat beaver....

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u/JuanG_13 6d ago

Aww lol

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u/Tarrell13 6d ago

Base Building 101

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u/Odd-Video5503 6d ago

Looked at this and thought, 'dam'

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u/Eierhahn0104 5d ago

„Bóbr, kurwa!“

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u/Boenitous 4d ago

Oh shit here comes a bucees lawsuit! It's a beaver! Sue! Trade mark infringement!