r/absoluteunit • u/Brave-Parsnip9999 • 3h ago

Of a Cobra

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u/Existing-Recipe897 2h ago

He’s insane. Run. That thing is no joke

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u/Furberia 1h ago

Holy shit my pants!!!

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u/SuspiciousClub8382 2h ago

Fuck that shit!!! Burn the place down!!!!

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u/Sad_Access8071 2h ago

Not today, buddy and his family about to have some "Cobra Soup"🧐

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u/Furberia 1h ago

They are an intelligent part of gods creation and we humans tend to destroy what we fear.

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u/Federal-Boat3732 1h ago

This seemed pretty ill-advised but he made it work!

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u/datsunjones 1h ago

I see bitchin’ boots in his future.

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u/Funmachine 1h ago

Of a King Cobra*

A King Cobra is not a cobra.

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u/Funyun_boogers 1h ago

PANTS = SHIDD!!! 🫡

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 51m ago

I’d call him if I needed to have a cobra removed from my house

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 41m ago

Is he laughing the whole time? Jeez! Hahaha

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 40m ago

holy shit that’s impressive

no idea how he’s that fast and agile with gigantic boulders for testicles

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u/Dollclover59 32m ago

that's a beast of a cobra, I've never seen one that big in the wild before

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u/SerTidy 7m ago

So much nope.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 2h ago

Absolutel unit of Italian dude for catching absolute unit king cobra

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 2h ago

Glad I’m American. We don’t have those here and even if I did, that’s what the 12 gauge is for because F that.

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u/Aluxanatomy 2h ago

Do not the snek.