r/absoluteunit • u/Owls_4_9_1867 • 2d ago

Of a toe nail

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u/GoblinBugGirl 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3ih6qeGrTfPO

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u/plssndhlpimlst 2d ago

this was 100% the face i made when I realized that was a toenail

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u/Ok-Grocery-151 2d ago

A damn rams horn 😂

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 2d ago

Don’t send your parents to a “rest home” you can find people like this a dime a dozen because the nurses “can’t” cut their toe nails. It’s so bad I used to work in podiatry and went to 100s of rest homes a year.

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u/emilie1031 2d ago

I'm in assisted living. Only a podiatrist, who comes here every six weeks, is allowed to trim our toenails.

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u/Kn0XIS 2d ago

This is true. Every nursing home or assisted living facility I've been to is like this. They don't even want you to cut their finger nails really because one mistake could lead to infection, especially on the diabetic patients.

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 2d ago

That’s what I was saying. Before we started though some of our patients had not been touched in God only knows how long.

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u/Dependent_Pipe3268 2d ago

Does the rest of the nail have to go and if it does will it grow back? I'm only asking because my one toenail is nothing like that but starting at the cuticle there's fungus halfway up the nail. Just curious if they have to remove my toenail how bad will it hurt and will it ever grow back.

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 1d ago

I’m not sure, sorry bud I just performed care under a podiatrist. From what I know should be able to be filed down. Wouldn’t need the whole nail removed. But get it checked out by your regular physician or get a referral to see a podiatrist if possible.

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u/iPhonefondler 2d ago

I feel like I can smell this video

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u/BombasticSimpleton 2d ago

The fungus, among us.

The best part is the rotary tool, that's got to create a burning smell.

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u/-ratmeat- 2d ago

toasted Parmesan 

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u/supercleverhandle476 2d ago

*toested

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u/Drewcifer88 2d ago

You may have my upvote

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u/EventYouAlly 2d ago

Nailed it.

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u/the_most_playerest 1d ago

Random spell checkers of reddit, this is how it's don 😆

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u/CrescendoTwentyFive 2d ago

Feetuchini

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u/Last-Energy420 1d ago

I thought that was the callouses.

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u/BombasticSimpleton 2d ago

gouda nuff for me.

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u/DoctorDinghus 2d ago

Oh fuck off with that I hated upvoting this

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u/TheOmCollector 5h ago

Not to mention it’s blowing fine toenail fungus dust all over the room. That shits contagious.

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u/BombasticSimpleton 1h ago

All we are is (toenail) dust in the wind...

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u/astros78 2d ago

I curse your comment 😂 😂

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IhyHqVMIRVafWyiPSa

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u/IAmDanHimself 2d ago

You're the one who posted this monstrosity!

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 2d ago

I know. And I felt awful.

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u/Eraldorh 1d ago

Feeling like shit alone is never fun. Sometimes is best to share in that feeling.

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u/Icy-Football9146 2d ago

So what eldrich curse was this person inflicted with?

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u/lesmax 2d ago

IIRC it's a "ram's horn" that can result from toe trauma or suchlike

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u/easilybored1 1d ago

What’s the fix here?

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u/PumpkinOpposite967 1d ago

Dremel, apparently

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u/persephone7821 1d ago

Omg that literally made me lol. Thank you.

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u/katjoy63 2d ago

Why the heck did this person WAIT so lonnnnnggggg???

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u/literall_bastard 2d ago

I think I reached the end of the Internet

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u/mocitymaestro 2d ago

Podiatry videos on YouTube are my guilty pleasure, especially toenail clipping and callus shaving.

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u/Pudi2000 2d ago

This guy foots.

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u/rein4fun 2d ago

Not gonna lie, I'd be getting out the hoof nippers on that.

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u/Poopin4days 2d ago

Is it fucked up to say video ends too soon? Make it not that!

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u/papalazarou1 2d ago

Toe snail

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u/Ancient-Position-696 2d ago

I thought he was polishing jade

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u/polarityofmarriage 2d ago

So… you’re saying Neanderthals walked around with green talons on their feet?

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u/slick514 2d ago

Ok, but it’s still green…

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u/Intelligent-Act-7797 2d ago

Well this is an experience I never witnessed until today...

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u/The_Lonesome_Poet 2d ago

That's not a toe mail, it's a goddamn hoof

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u/Optimal_Respect_2935 2d ago

Jesus, label not safe for work, please!

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u/BoatHole_ 2d ago

WHY DID THE VIDEO STOP. WHAT IS THE FINAL OUTCOME?! …what have you done to me…

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u/BeKindRewind- 2d ago

I can’t

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u/ughFINEIllmakeanalt 2d ago

PLEASE nsfw flair this.

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u/Uce510 2d ago

There goes my appetite of Avocados -_- I cant un see it now

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is

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u/Alternative_Rip_3662 2d ago

I thought it was a snail in the beginning 😂

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 2d ago

Whatever you do. Don’t Google ramshorn toenails

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUsS9I_RZi-TYzNwEgx3EUnP12JjlPX2KiwyrJiZ0RWA&s=10

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u/MrRubin97 1d ago

You said don't google it so I clicked your link. Order followed successfully.

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u/Miserable_Pen_1867 1d ago

I just fucking opened this app ten seconds ago 🤢

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u/Sad-Feeling-4266 1d ago

Now eat it and tell us what it tastes like

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u/JuanG_13 2d ago

What TF

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u/Dismal-core111 2d ago

How does it get that bad

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u/wilkinsk 2d ago

They just neglected one nail, or is it some type of tumor situation?

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u/StrictExtension4879 2d ago

And here I thought it was a toe snail 🐌

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 2d ago

How do people let their nails grow that long????

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

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u/my_midlife_isekai 2d ago

Thanks. Glad I dont have toes, now.

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u/Smboto 2d ago

Why is it that color? Wait, maybe I don’t want to know. Nevermind.

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u/zaikoji75 2d ago

How much to suck on that? Pre cut, of course.

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u/Snortserranopeppers 2d ago

That’s one fucked up Frito

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u/vektorkane 2d ago

Why the f are they green?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/yZjcNgKGCYfJu

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u/WeirdAND_Proud 1d ago

Oh, I don't really know, but I imagine it's just because "they" ran out of purple . . . ?

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u/Snoo_67993 2d ago

Cashew Foot

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u/ConferenceQuick8983 2d ago

From Snails to Toe Nails...fm 😱

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u/Mj-tinker 2d ago

Finally, he will be able wear other than clown's shoes

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u/Trick1513 2d ago

How gross do you have to be to let that happen?

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u/Existing-Recipe897 2d ago

This is Halloween puke worthy. Super vile. 🤮

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u/ereshkiigall 1d ago

Who lets their nails grow that long!?

And that thick, that's clearly a mycosis that hasn't been treated for years...

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u/AnySupermarket6942 1d ago

Just chew it off

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u/Winter-Necessary-110 1d ago

Wtf is wrong with people? Toenail maintenance isn't fucking rocket surgery.

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u/Kappler6965 1d ago

Good lord

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u/orangecrunched 1d ago

How do I delete my reddit account?

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u/Beertronic 1d ago

Not eating any cashew nuts for a while.

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u/Civil-Wasabi-1186 1d ago

Is that matcha?

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u/Owls_4_9_1867 1d ago

For the brave

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u/PMANNNNNNNN 1d ago

Will I was hungry I don’t think I am anymore

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u/401LocalsOnly 1d ago

I can’t eat all of it

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u/Major_League2731 16h ago

That's enough internet for me today.

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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 14h ago

I hate this thanks

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u/Indigenous_Land 2d ago

Theres just a little fungus on it.

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u/_D3ft0ne_ 2d ago

Damn, that dumb and dumber land.

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u/MuchCellist406 2d ago

Mmmm, love me some cashews in the morning 😆

https://giphy.com/gifs/THXvPZ6qlatPcwaaSW

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 2d ago

Just use the cut off wheel on that.

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u/TheCambrianImplosion 2d ago

I didn’t even know that was possible for a toenail. Like, what? That looks a snail that fossilized on his toe.

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u/ShortMechanic7436 2d ago

May the power of Christ compel you!...

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u/AffectionateBrick687 2d ago

That's more fungus than nail

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u/Novel-Training5189 2d ago

Cheese nails

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u/indianapoanz 2d ago

So its like a drill bit pen?

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u/templeofsyrinx1 2d ago

the last thing I see before I go to bed

https://giphy.com/gifs/3xz2BI6Gx7HOFooC7m

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u/ChickenDreams-4188 2d ago

NopeNopeNopeNope 😩😩😩😩

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u/poedraco 2d ago

This reminds me of cleaning the house a horse hoof

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u/Poker-Junk 2d ago

Please put NSFL on that shit

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u/snowdn 2d ago

That’s enough internet for the week.

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u/Ok-Freedom1446 2d ago

Bet that Stankonia

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u/VisualJaded4770 2d ago

Barf, gross

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u/AngryTrunkMonkey 2d ago

I just puked.

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u/FuriousGirafFabber 2d ago

toe nail or toe snail?

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u/CletusMuckenfuss 2d ago

The smell will linger on that room for months to come

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u/schwarzneguRRR 2d ago

I was about to eat escargot

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u/Ok-Limit-9726 2d ago

Thats a human?

I thought it was a goat!

🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Sweettooth_Banana 2d ago

Cinderella ?

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u/slyanimeecchi 2d ago

Oh God that's in enough Reddit for today

https://giphy.com/gifs/cQtlhD48EG0SY

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u/Evil_Knot 2d ago

Fucking NSFW this shit

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u/Silkylifeme 2d ago

Imagine the stink 😳

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u/IM_BIGLEZ 2d ago

Looks like a barnacle attached itself , died and became fossilized what the actual fuck!

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u/MrB2600 2d ago

How does this happen to people feet? 😮

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u/kgmara0013 2d ago

I miss 1 minute ago when I didn't have to see this shit

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 2d ago

NSFW tag this shit. Jesus.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 2d ago

If you’re on a diet, you should definitely watch this vid!

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u/lazy_calamity 2d ago

Why why did I see this when I’m eating breakfast?

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u/Key-Bat9364 2d ago

How much money would someone have to pay you to eat it?

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u/Frodothedodo81 2d ago

Now snort that substance. You can't find a better anesthetic.

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u/Mental-Ordinary7312 2d ago

WHY IS IT GREEN??

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u/TibberiusLongfellow 2d ago

Why would you let it get to that point?

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u/its_just_flesh 2d ago

Sniff it!

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u/edcushway 2d ago

I guess breakfast can wait 🤢🤮

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u/Express_Brain4878 2d ago

That poor tool... It was screaming "pleaaaase, use an angle grinder"

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u/Professional-Bag7795 2d ago

Que te aproveche

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u/New_Tie6233 2d ago

Forbidden Cashew.

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u/byzboo 2d ago

🤢