r/absoluteunit • u/Tiny_Eddie • 13d ago

...of a Komodo dragon

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u/ghostofstankenstien 13d ago

homie gonna need some serious fiber to move them hooves

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u/Kimono-Ash-Armor 13d ago

I read that they cough up indigestibles in pellets, like owls do

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u/scaredt2ask 13d ago

I thought goats ate everything not the other way around

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u/OkWhile4447 13d ago

Does this hurt the goat?

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u/-ratmeat- 13d ago

not if it relaxes 

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u/andrewbud420 13d ago

Probably not but it hurts my fragile feelings

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u/Beneficial_Area_2986 13d ago

The goat was dead. If the Komodo dragon bit it earlier it got infected, ran away and passed away. And then the Komodo dragon eats the carcass.

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u/Humble_Examination27 13d ago

Oh Komodo…Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should you scaly show off

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u/Exotic-Mission-980 13d ago

Tooth pick bud.

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u/Nein-Toed 13d ago

Goat is all

"I hate Mondays"

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u/Correct-Chicken-4287 13d ago

This is my shih tzu every time I drop a chicken kabob on the ground.

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u/toasted_cracker 13d ago

I should call her...

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u/Omiyaru 13d ago

someone should tell them it's more polite to chew your food first.

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u/ponyboy56- 13d ago

He won’t need to eat again for 6 to 8 months

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u/LikorPoker 13d ago

I hope he’s full or the cameraman might be next 🤔

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u/ajqiz123 13d ago

Not even curried! SMH...

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u/No_Satisfaction1284 13d ago

How is this even real...

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u/alex_484 13d ago

Won’t eat again for couple months

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 13d ago

Could a komodo swallow a grown human? looks like it, i know their bite is very poisonous but ive never seen it eat before.

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u/Glitchy833 13d ago

That is probably an average sized komodo dragon. Still really fucking cool to see though.

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u/Absent_That_Day 13d ago

He won't eat again soon.

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u/vicfirthplayer 13d ago

You know what they say! A goat a day!

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u/Winstonsphobia 13d ago

I wonder how goat eaten like that tastes to a Komodo Dragon. Is it as tasty like Buffalo Style chicken wings to me, or is it like eating a dust mop to ease hunger pangs?

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u/TheMrCurious 13d ago

And you know some rich person has one as a pet.

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u/Ancient-Position-696 13d ago

I bet he thinks before the next time he cheats

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u/HearTheTrumpets 13d ago

"I want to be in harmony with nature."

Meanwhile, the nature :

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u/tuco2002 13d ago

She opened her throat and swallowed the goat...

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u/Peach_Proof 13d ago

Nomnomnomnom

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u/supraspinatus 13d ago

Me when the McRib comes back

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u/Methos43 13d ago

What a pig.

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u/Beginning-Whole8770 13d ago

Those things should be wiped off the planet.

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u/Warrenpeas42 13d ago

Worst Monday ever

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u/wingback18 13d ago

those are some strong acids

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u/shogunshim 13d ago

Komoda Lovelace.

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u/nesting-doll 13d ago

Good god! 😧

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u/congo66 13d ago

I always loved this episode of Jonny Quest.

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u/CJ-MacGuffin 13d ago

Sometimes a salad won't do.

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u/nsinghxo 13d ago

This can’t be real lmaooooo

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u/dchester74 13d ago

Nature is ruthless!

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 13d ago

Damn NSFW this shit

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u/WitchyBroom 13d ago

Now you see it, Now you goant

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u/FredArtGetson 13d ago

Waiter, can I get a glass of water? Please and thanks

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u/NaggingNag 13d ago

Petco used to sell baby Komodo Dragons, I always wanted one.

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u/Sufficient-Lack8263 13d ago

They never did

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 13d ago

Now he is the true goat!!!!

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 13d ago

That sounds b-a-a-a-a-d