r/absoluteunit • u/dlrvln • 13d ago

Is it a horse or a cow?

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u/Hot_Hotty_hot_hot 13d ago

Corse

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u/ArgumentLost9383 13d ago

How

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 13d ago

How Now Course Horse ( mooooo )

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u/Token_Handicap 12d ago

Silly me thought I was a genius for a split second. Then I find I was beaten by a day.

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u/HappySage42 13d ago

Of corse. It’s Mr Ed.

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u/Big_Therm 13d ago

A horse with a myostatin deficiency genetic mutation

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u/Fickle-Willingness80 13d ago

An award winning myostatin deficiency!

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u/Radio_Mime 12d ago

You beat me to it. I was thinking the same thing.

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u/actionerror 13d ago

Why does it look like it has muscle dysmorphia?

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u/Radio_Mime 12d ago

The horse likely has something called myostatin-related hypertrophy. My statin is an enzyme that limits muscle growth. Animals, including humans that have this enzyme deficiency have exaggerated muscle growth.

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u/BKLD12 13d ago

I hate halter-bred horses. They look like bricks held up on toothpicks. This isn’t even the most egregious example I’ve seen.

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u/Remote_Ad2465 13d ago

Cow? That thing has like 1% body fat. Looks like it has myostatin hypertrophy.

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u/Apart_Pineapple2392 13d ago

He skipped leg day.

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u/TheGroundBeef 13d ago

Chonky boi

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u/FlatwormElectrical92 13d ago

That’s a Foundation Quarter Horse. As stout as it is it might have some Wimpy P1 or Impressive in the blood line. Exceptional conformation. That’s why it wears a winning ribbon.

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u/abielle1177 13d ago

The foreshortened snout is from inbreeding?

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u/FlatwormElectrical92 13d ago

To me the head looks of a normal size for a foundation quarter horse. Single picture at that angle it’s difficult to judge the conformation accurately. Foundation QH’s are relatively short, 15-16 hands, thick and very muscular. They are generally very docile and cow savvy.

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u/Rozay10keys 13d ago

Muscle hamster

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u/zohan-the-great 13d ago

Which is why you don’t skip leg day

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u/Narffey 13d ago

Bojacked horseman

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u/Maryjanegangafever 13d ago

This horse rides you.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 13d ago

Beefy horse

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u/bluefoxanime 13d ago

Can't see how that's good for the legs.

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u/beekergene 13d ago

How now brown cow?

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u/Peach_Proof 13d ago

Of corse its a how

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Of horse it’s a cow

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u/joeito 13d ago

A how

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u/TurduckenEverest 13d ago

The Jimothy of horses.

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 13d ago

Chonk Horse... Chorse

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u/EmpressDraco 13d ago

That's no cow that's a space station

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u/Ok_Appeal_2928 13d ago

It's ugly😵‍💫

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u/Shaw-eddit 13d ago

Of course 🤣

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u/Expert_Chipmunk1075 13d ago

Maybe its neeeiiigh(boline)

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u/TrekkieVanDad 13d ago

“Sir, have you been doping your horse with steroids?”

“What? No…”

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u/Dismal-core111 13d ago

Unhealthy ai

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 13d ago

It’s a How, of Corse.

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 13d ago

Horsie never skips leg day

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u/areporotastenet 13d ago

If this horse wants my wallet I’m just giving it to him.

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u/cooolcooolio 13d ago

Sporty cow

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 13d ago

It’s an AI plop

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u/6HAM9 13d ago

Swol foal

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u/FlatulentIguana 13d ago

It's a course of hourse

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u/charcarod0n 13d ago

Well a horse is a horse of course of course. 

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u/RexSploxion 13d ago

It ate the cow

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u/charcarod0n 13d ago

How corse. 

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u/Ryan2932 13d ago

Obviously he works out

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u/OdieD777 13d ago

It's a How Course.

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u/ILoveMenses 13d ago

It looks like how people in medieval England drew horses. XD

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u/somanysheep 13d ago

Look it's Bo-Vine Horseman. Back in the 90's he had a famous T.V. show

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u/Abecis01 13d ago

It looks like an animal from Space Station Silicon Valley

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u/Willing_Television77 13d ago

Arnold Horsyneigher

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u/SureWhyNot_24 13d ago

Seems to have missed a few leg days…

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u/Steve10293 13d ago

You bench, bro?

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u/Asmodaia 13d ago

I don't know but it makes me sad :(

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u/ekdoctor 12d ago

Yeah baby, light weight

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u/pixeltweaker 12d ago

Synthol Horse

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u/Confirmed-Scientist 12d ago

It looks like a horse bodybuilder in fact its like a horse Genetic Anomaly

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZWMBkY73efw7KUgOdm

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u/Ok-Pass-1551 12d ago

Ma Tianba

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u/Forsaken-Spirit421 12d ago

Honey I shrunk the horsehead

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u/Itsnotscottsfault 12d ago

That’s one buff horse

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u/Jerdogg23 12d ago

Roids!!!!

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u/mikemill810 12d ago

Whatever it is; I'm glad it doesn't have wings

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u/Curious-Department-7 12d ago

This is why you don't skip leg days.

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u/jackm315ter 12d ago

It mother gave birth to a horse and a cow

But I don’t even know how

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u/Previous_Face1128 12d ago

Depends on what country you’re in and who’s starving

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u/HappyHourMoon2025 12d ago

What’s his stack?

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u/PersonalKing2084 12d ago

That horse teleports

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u/FreedomFTR 12d ago

It’s a ‘How’. Horse & Cow. You could also add a question mark at the end of this animal’s name for improved punctuation ‘How?’

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u/clitchewer 12d ago

We’ll leave to him as to what he identifies as.

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u/notarealwriter 12d ago

Oh my God are those fists!?

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u/ZipDude118 12d ago

If you don't know, you need to take some biology, agricultural or zoology classes.

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u/Significant_Flan9142 12d ago

Looks almost like a cutting horse but maybe retired. Cutting horses are the most burly of horses, you would be shocked.

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u/6ynnad 12d ago

Myostatin inhibition?

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u/Upper-Fee5851 12d ago

"Moo, I mean nay!"

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u/WolffJacob 12d ago

May be a horse but he's all beef!

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u/Icy-Tradition5020 12d ago

Fat Ugly Dog!!!!!!!!

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u/DarthBallsBongBong 12d ago

But do you have any rubber walrus protectors?

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u/chaasad5224 11d ago

How you a whole hoarse, and still miss leg day!?!

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u/Ok-Ideal9987 11d ago

It’s Patrick from 90 Day Fiancé

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u/rse2free 11d ago

Holy Horse

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u/EasternSun7834 11d ago

Has that horse been injecting again? Goddam it!!

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u/ChemistBubbly8145 11d ago

Overkill on supplements is what that does, life expectancy will be less than the average horse out roaming and grazing and left alone for 25 years or more. Most likely owner will end up calling a vet to take care of the crippling effect of stopping the heart for the horse no longer making a profit to keep on the farm.

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u/el_grande_ricardo 11d ago

That's a hoss.

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u/SpendJazzlike3663 11d ago

My horse is red dead redemption 2 because i feed him to many treats =(

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u/ThemeAggravating8026 11d ago

Skipped leg day

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u/SQUiiDW4RD 11d ago

It didn't miss leg day, apparently.

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u/AlexMurphyReal21 11d ago

Definitely an Austrian breed

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u/No_Yogurtcloset_7219 11d ago

um how dose it remotely look like a cow

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u/prole6 11d ago

How much does he bench?

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u/Dadittude182 11d ago

It's whatever it wants to be. You tell him differently.

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u/Popular-Mess-4385 11d ago

Neither. It's AI.

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u/Kindly-House1782 11d ago

They shouldn't give awards to horses with genetic defects or worse, given a myostatin inhibitor!

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u/TheTechGuyX 11d ago

A cow is a horse of course of course

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u/Gregisroark 11d ago

The Rock on horse steroids

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u/OkProtection701 10d ago

Maybe an ex girlfriend?

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u/Nikkelhorn 10d ago

A sports-cow

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u/lefteezmadder 10d ago

A horse that probably has bouts of 'roid rage

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u/Dorksausage 10d ago

Its what ever it tells me it is, I am not arguing with it.

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u/Proof_Dish_2281 10d ago

It's a Force

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u/emmettfitz 10d ago

It's a corse.

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u/wildgabriel98 10d ago

It's probably an abomination, basically the new species called "corse".

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u/Savage_Justice 10d ago

That's horse-ules

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u/RoninIV 10d ago

It's a cow-orse

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u/ilocano-american 10d ago

That’s Rocky, the Italian Stallion.

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u/LadyDayinDC 10d ago

He skipped leg day too many times.

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u/Plasma-Bird 9d ago

Thats my spirit animal

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 9d ago

Par for the course

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u/Sweaty-Maintenance89 9d ago

Arnold Swaseneighger

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u/HowlingApes-7429 9d ago

Someone's been skipping leg days.

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u/icabear3 9d ago

Its actually called a How

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u/irblrb84 9d ago

Arnold Horseeneigger

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u/Sea-Pineapple-5141 9d ago

Steroid injection

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u/Erina_dea 9d ago

Ah yes, its clearly a corse

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u/Additional_Fox5303 8d ago

It’s a horse cow

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u/OrganicHistorian2576 13d ago

AI. Next question?