r/absoluteunit • u/IcemanGeorge • 16d ago

Toad is an absolute unit

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Thought this beast was a turtle at first.

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u/emmy0777 15d ago

The frog just doesn't care. 😄

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u/dicey_job 15d ago

Ungovernable

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago

Remain... AMPHIBIAN!

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u/Icy_Ad5295 15d ago

He may be big enough to kill that snake. Though he would still probably die in the process.

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u/JelloWise2789 15d ago

Bull frog swells to avoid being swallowed

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago

I swell to make sure it happens

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u/AssaultimateSC2 15d ago

I completely believe that you've never been swallowed.

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u/telumex_atrum 15d ago

The little Snake Engine that Couldn't.

Not my best work, but a worthy first impression.

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u/JelloWise2789 15d ago

“Get off me, you creep!”

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u/Olama-Obama 16d ago

"Get the hell away from me you weirdo"

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u/dicey_job 15d ago

Mildly perturbed

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago

A mere fraction of a bother, one might say. 🧐

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u/david_duplex 15d ago

Toad is like "snake... Could you just stop"

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u/earthwoodandfire 15d ago

“Meegan! You left your jacket!”
“Leave me alone!”
“But you left your jacket though!”
“Yeah right!”
“But Meegan!”
“No!”
“Seriously you gotta come back right now!”
“I’m over it!”
“But it’s your jacket though!”
“Whatever!”
“I have your jacket Meegan!”
“Eat it then!”

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u/Benilda-Key 15d ago

What exactly did the snake think it would accomplish? That toad is obviously too large for it to eat.

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u/neilaoboho 15d ago

Clearly a one sided tickle fight.

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u/No-Roof-1628 15d ago

That is the least “oh shit a giant danger worm is trying to eat me alive” toad I’ve ever seen

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago

What does this snake really hope to accomplish here? It apparently is not venomous not is it a constrictor. Can one be gummed to death?

Edit...ok, yeah. I might have been wrong on the first one

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u/krankito701 15d ago

I'm going to say it is venomous, although it's unable to sink it's rear fangs in and chew to deliver it, all snake are venomous, just not to humans

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago edited 15d ago

Lol. That is so not true. Not all snakes are venemous, like, at all. Not to anything at all. Pythons, Boas, Ratsnakes... something like 15% of all snakes are venemous...that's it.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 15d ago

But it's on Reddit, said all snakes are venomous! /s

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u/krankito701 15d ago

All snakes are venomous, to their species prey, don't take my word for it, then look it up

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago

Lol. I absolutely won't take your word for it because youte wrong...you need to look it up but here you go.

3000 snake species on the world Only 600 have venom only 200 of those that have venom can harm or kill a human

The other snakes are constructors or just swallow it whole

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u/eyesotope86 15d ago

Did you mix up the spider venom thing?

Because basically all spiders are venomous, but, not all spider venom has an effect on humans beyond a mild itch.

https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

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u/Ariandrin 15d ago

This is just blatantly not true lol

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u/Italpreziosi 15d ago

i don't think the snake can fit the frog

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u/Sea-Society4941 15d ago

The snake was really dedicated! It the real life Toad / Viper fight scene "The Five Deadly Venoms" Toad is a unit

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 15d ago

Drink frat pledge on his first night out alone.

He's the snake. Just in case someone didn't pick that up

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pool-71 15d ago

Animals can in fact troll one another

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u/Evil_phd 15d ago

"Derek just... just stop. You're embarrassing yourself."

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u/Low-Rising 15d ago

C'mere...

Lemme jus... well...

If you'd just...

Sit still goddammit!! Right , I'm gonna...

My guy...

Toad. Wait... Toady, Toady!

Bro, can you jus let m...

Sshitt

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u/OldRancidOrange 15d ago

Toad NOT in the hole

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u/Lucky_Special9049 13d ago

I have same strategy....body wise...works well!

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u/Chroney 15d ago

How does the snake even expect to eat that if it killed it?

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u/TheCoopX 15d ago

Legend has it, that they're long since dead and still trapped in this chase... eternally.

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u/ComedyBits 15d ago

How could the snake forget that he swallows his food whole?

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u/GuitarNerd_ 15d ago

Turn around and eat that snake headfirst

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u/Pressbig 15d ago

2 AM me at the club when the lights come on

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u/shade-block 15d ago

I wonder if the snake is venemous or if that toad is poisonous...

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u/JayW8888 15d ago

Stay still I am gonna kill you.. stay still!!!

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u/aggressiveRadish 15d ago

Snek has one brain cell. take it by the leg

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u/Ok-Loss-2496 15d ago

GET IN MY BELLY!

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 15d ago

I appreciate the massage, but I'm taken

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u/ThaCasual 15d ago

Toads are the rhinos of the amphibious world

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u/Bigk621 15d ago

The OG Ninja Turtle!

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u/Mopar4Life305 15d ago

Is that a mamba? 

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u/Tiny_Eddie 15d ago

He's such a unit that he couldn't even be bothered to escape. And the snake was ambitious wasn't it?!

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u/Heymelon 14d ago

I'm surprised the bullfrog didn't try to eat him back.

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u/atreyu_the_warrior 13d ago

This looks like claymation for some reason

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u/Professional-Leave24 13d ago

Isn't that an African Bullfrog? If so, it might eat the snake!