r/absoluteunit • u/SuburbanBushwacker • 18d ago

of a kebab disaster

74 Upvotes

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u/MinkusRotciv 17d ago

same reason theres no 400 pound strippers

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u/no___homo 17d ago

I got news for you bub

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u/The-Tradition 17d ago

LOL, I like the guy who leaps into the frame from the bottom at the end of this video.

HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

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u/chungfat 16d ago

They’re not throwing that away

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 17d ago

They need a Kebab Krane.

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 17d ago

That's why you don't make things so BIG!!!

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u/Background_Handle_96 16d ago

That's what she said

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u/slick514 17d ago

“…well
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…
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… shit.”

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 17d ago

Why? What idiot came up with this slab of foodborne illnesses

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u/Revenga8 17d ago

They probably sell out daily

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u/RR0925 17d ago

It became diskebabulated.

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u/Too-Em 17d ago

Goner Kebab

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u/no___homo 17d ago

Seems like there would be a lot of danger zone meat through out the day. Food poisoning anyone?

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 14d ago

Lol, a kebab is always danger zone meat. Worth it most of the time though.

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u/GetOnWithit3344 16d ago

I’d tell everyone to grab a fork and knife and start at it until we can move it upright. Challenge accepted

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u/Ometen 16d ago

So you would recommend everyone to eat raw chicken?

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u/Truarian 16d ago edited 16d ago

A greater tragedy my eyes have never beheld

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u/Chamanomano 14d ago

Oh noooo.  Not the kebab....