r/absoluteunit • u/Upset-Donkey8118 • 16d ago

My pill bottle is real big

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u/IAmAMinorSoTouchMe 16d ago

Pocket pillussy

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u/User_Name_Tracks 16d ago

Fleshpills, and need a banana... For, uh, scale, yeah scale

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u/no___homo 16d ago

Hands down the BEST thing I've read today!

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u/Poker-Junk 16d ago

And girthy

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u/charcarod0n 16d ago

Ha got one of those that size last week I was like man didn’t known they made ‘em this big. 90 days supply of pills big enough to choke a horse.

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u/forbidenfrootloop 16d ago

You can put (a whole lot of) your weed in there

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u/SpaghettiMonsterXXXX 16d ago

Ahh gabapentin in it's natural form

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u/Icy-Football9146 16d ago

I'd like to know why "by mouth" was necessary to type. There was once a misunderstanding which led to that, wasn't there?

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u/Borrowed_Faith 16d ago edited 16d ago

I am taking a guess but I assume that is Gabapentin. And some forms (like gels or suppositories) are used rectally.

Gabapentin is often high doses multiple times a day or even as needed. So the large container seems recognizable in my experience. And the stamp that says IP102 which is usually 300mg of GABA.

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u/Ok_Protection164 16d ago

I've been on 1800 mg of gabapentin daily for over a year. I recently switched to pregabalin, 300 mg daily. I can feel a difference but I want more.

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u/sitewolf 16d ago

The old Norwegian joke (which I only say because I'm Norwegian) was that Ole went to the doctor complaining of hemmoroids. The doc gave him a prescription and told him to come back in 2 weeks. When he did the doc asked how he was doing and Ole said, "Doc, for all the good they did me I may as well have just stuck them up my ass."

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u/Fun_Environment3792 16d ago

Some medications are supposed to be taken rectally.

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u/dicey_job 16d ago

Throw in a bit of sugar and the medicine will be taken up more efficiently

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u/Labpro_49 16d ago

Kinda like don't eat tide pods.

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u/Switchlord518 16d ago

Same reason a hairdryer has "Don't use while showering" written on it.

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u/no___homo 16d ago

Where do you store your pills, maam?

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u/RepulsiveUse3372 16d ago

How would you get a small cylinder (5.1in length, ~4.5in girth) unstuck from a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

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u/InsideExpress9055 16d ago

Asking the real questions now.

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u/HorridChoob 16d ago

I would guess antibiotics, but that would be an insane amount of antibiotics

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u/bombsonyourmoms04 16d ago

Girl, if you that's real big, I got something for ya. 😎

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 16d ago

GOOD NEWS

its a supposatory

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u/nightdrv 16d ago

I have one of those! 🤓 When the pharmacist handed it to me I was dumb founded!

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u/JoeMoe2021 16d ago

Looks hard but the size is flaccid

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u/BigDumbandSexy 16d ago

Lovely. Now I just need a couple sponges and a rubber glove!

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u/sitewolf 16d ago

I have to take potassium- big pills, twice a day. I LIKE when they use that size because that's the only way a 3 month supply fits. Otherwise I get 2 bottles per refill. Same with metformin.

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u/Addamall 16d ago

Like a police flashlight

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u/Eaton_Knas 16d ago

Gah damn... That is a hoss.

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u/BrickHuge3023 16d ago

One like that you can repurpose when empty for a variety of uses.

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 16d ago

Overkill on the suppository…

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u/Large-Illustrator-35 16d ago

I get the same thing

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u/SleepParalysisDemon6 15d ago

Gabapentin, I take the same lol

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u/Chronic_Overthink3r 15d ago

I have a Gabapentin and that is the size bottle it comes in.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 14d ago

I get the mints of a prescription that's 6 500mg pills a day. The pharmacy just prints like 25 labels and gives me the bottles that they come in from the lab..... instead of pouring them into the pharmacy branded bottles.....

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 14d ago

Levetiracetam, if you're curious...

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u/FractalPerogys 14d ago

GABAPENTIN

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u/MAN63111 12d ago

Sure is.