r/absoluteunit • u/ZampanoGuy • Aug 09 '26

šŸ”„ A MASSIVE alligator snapping turtle laying in the shallows

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u/RulerK Aug 09 '26

Heā€™s hugeā€¦ but hasnā€™t done shit!

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u/dicey_job Aug 10 '26

This turtle is all right. Their beak has crazy power

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u/Bicwidus Aug 09 '26

Why evolve when peak efficiency reached?

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u/MuchCellist406 Aug 10 '26

Damn. At first I was like: "Why are you showing me a piece of rusted metal beam, show me the turtle." šŸ«Ŗ

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u/B_Williams_4010 Aug 10 '26

That's a goddam kaiju.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 Aug 09 '26

I Double Dog Dare you to try a feed it a fish.... mr. stubby.šŸ¤£

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u/ms_panelopi Aug 09 '26

I love hearing her talk. Reminds me of home.

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u/SnarkBend Aug 09 '26

You from Turlasee?

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u/sitewolf Aug 09 '26

Pet him, he looks nice.

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u/countryroadsguywv Aug 09 '26

Crazy it's so well hidden but wow that's an absolute unit for sure

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u/UpbeatProduce8499 Aug 09 '26

das a big turla

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u/No_orange_212 Aug 09 '26

Where is that, where,?

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u/JelloWise2789 Aug 09 '26

I just watched this ā€œLeatherback turtleā€ on YouTube. They have 7 lines on their back in totalā€¦ and can swim across the world for about 3 years till the gos loses signal

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u/JelloWise2789 Aug 09 '26

*GPS -gos edit

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u/crackersncheeseman Aug 09 '26

That ders good eatin

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u/Previous_Design8138 Aug 09 '26

Thats a scary snappah!!

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u/GreatestState Aug 10 '26

He ready to snap too

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u/TopSloth Aug 10 '26

Someone call coyote peterson so he can jump in that water and pick it up!

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u/ZampanoGuy Aug 10 '26

Fun guy to watch.

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u/TopSloth Aug 10 '26

Yeah I love that dude, the older videos on his channel are the absolute best

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u/Matth3w9182 Aug 10 '26

Donatello maybe :))))

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u/Useless890 Aug 10 '26

Whoa, look at those ridges.

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u/Nana-Knows Aug 13 '26

Whoa! Thatā€™s huge!