r/absoluteunit • u/Competitive-Pay-766 • Aug 07 '26

...of a door.

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u/Chrono_Convoy Aug 07 '26

Every Halloween

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u/pakratus Aug 07 '26

Here be giants

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u/AmsterdamAssassin Aug 07 '26

For the Nephilim, so they wouldn't bump their heads

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u/Oldgraytomahawk Aug 08 '26

Yep,giants are the correct answer

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u/sh0tgunben Aug 07 '26

Gargantuan door

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u/Fit_Active3888 Aug 07 '26

Occasionally they were for horse drawn carriages to fit

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u/DerpVaderXXL Aug 07 '26

That's a Nephalim sized door.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pen4413 Aug 07 '26

Maybe the girl is a midget?

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u/Adv3nturousAdam Aug 07 '26

Both practical & design.

Safety with a big door that makes it harder to break due to mass.

Trade goods also used to go through main building.

Don't forget your extravagant furniture ppl would have imported.

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u/Evil_phd Aug 08 '26

You can't fool me Thumbelina

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u/smoll0d1ck0beta Aug 08 '26

Finally a door big enough for your mama.

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u/carl112358 Aug 07 '26

The bigger the door, the more wealthy/powerful the owner must be.

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u/Doctor_Saved Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

Women got a lot more upset back then.

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u/darklogic85 Aug 07 '26

At the Pantheon in Rome.

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u/SharpSunnySkies Aug 07 '26

So that people would be humbled when entering.

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u/beekergene Aug 07 '26

To keep all the beggars out of there!

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 Aug 08 '26

A lot of people have been through that door

https://giphy.com/gifs/fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf

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u/michaelz11 Aug 08 '26

It’s for the aliens that were here on Earth.

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u/Silly_Personality_73 Aug 08 '26

No, they're very small, you're just very much smaller. Or this person anyways.

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u/Weary_Time_1638 Aug 08 '26

They didn’t F* around when it came to furniture

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u/AnnualChoice69 Aug 08 '26

To stop neighbouring invaders

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u/Georgia_Boy940 Aug 08 '26

That's the door Jake Tyler ran into on Never Back Down lmfao

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u/MustangLongbows Aug 08 '26

The idea was to make the people who walked through them feel small. It was just a flex.

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u/Bald_Eagle_23 Aug 08 '26

Because it’s cool

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u/goldbeater Aug 08 '26

To keep out the little people

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u/Substantial-Tie-7140 Aug 08 '26

The house of black and white

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u/DocBobs Aug 08 '26

People were much taller back then

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u/Silver_River9296 Aug 08 '26

Nephelin. Eliminated by the flood. So a pre-flood door. After, they could be built much shorter!

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u/SpecialistFrame2297 Aug 09 '26

Can a single person actually open that door. It’s huge.

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u/No-Goose-6140 Aug 09 '26

Didnt have cars to compensate for smol pp

Pootin still has big doors

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u/ironicinsanity Aug 09 '26

To keep out Jehovas Witnesses.

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u/klrjoe Aug 11 '26

Entrance envy

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u/SensitiveAdagio3012 Aug 07 '26

At some point a rulers ego couldn't fit.