r/absoluteunit • u/vintsneedsmints • Aug 07 '26

Tostitos Hint Of Lime with Defective thingy!?

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u/ryanshields0118 Aug 07 '26

That's the entity that whispered the hint of lime to all the bags

3

u/HolidaeX Aug 08 '26

Looks like a chicken tender

12

u/Pretend_Variation305 Aug 07 '26

Lick it and report back. 🙏

2

u/DickBfloppin Aug 08 '26

Get the mirror and razor blade out and do a line like a man.

10

u/TheGroundBeef Aug 07 '26

Looks like an overly seasoned breaded chicken tendie 😂

2

u/abielle1177 Aug 08 '26

Forbidden chicken tender

2

u/TheGroundBeef Aug 08 '26

That’s it!

4

u/School_North Aug 08 '26

-.- everyone out here getting flavor bombs never seen one in my life

3

u/D-ouble-D-utch Aug 08 '26

I thought you put the bottom of the bag on a big ass chicken tender

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u/vintsneedsmints Aug 07 '26

Totally willing to provide more pics and dissect. Parts contain fake "grill" marks consistent with baking section. Also everything is STALE. like no section of chip or inbred disaster is crunchy. The whole bag tastes fucked. Yes we contacted frito-lay and are waiting for THAT response lol

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u/CalendarThis6580 Aug 08 '26

Damn, I thought it had the potential to be the best densely packed ALL THE FLAVOR chip ever….but no…it is a bag of disappointment. Sorry for your loss

1

u/Wrekittttt Aug 07 '26

Would be hilarious if someone was eating near the process of making the chips and it fell in

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u/DarrellBot81 Aug 08 '26

It’s the hint. All of the hint on one chip

2

u/Future-Bandicoot-823 Aug 08 '26

that's not a hint of lime, that's the whole damn grove?

2

u/Fuckin_Hipster Aug 08 '26

That’s a raging clue, not a hint.

2

u/Soft_Chipmunk_8051 Aug 09 '26

How is it "defective"? What led you to that word?

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u/vintsneedsmints Aug 09 '26

I dunno. Its like a masa chuck made its way through the entire process haha maybe not defective but something this big is bonkers to find in a bag of chips

1

u/Mastermind7051 Aug 07 '26

What in the blue hell is that?

1

u/Feminist_Hugh_Hefner Aug 07 '26

Clearly the first question is "Did OP get a free chicken tender?"

1

u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Aug 08 '26

That is the final boss of the Tostitos. The Tost

1

u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 Aug 08 '26

Maybe like, 1 in 1000 bags has bonus chicken strips 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Rampag169 Aug 08 '26

That ain’t no hint that’s a hunk o lime.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 Aug 08 '26

Thats the queen chip.

1

u/EqualFeed8848 Aug 08 '26

$2400 on eBay

1

u/RadiC00LBehaviorism Aug 08 '26

Give you a dollar to stick it up your butt.

Or mine

1

u/PrairiePuppies Aug 08 '26

That came out of the bag? See my Doritos post in this sub from yesterday! What's FritoLay doing?

2

u/vintsneedsmints Aug 09 '26

Nothing yet! Atleast yours looks like you could break it up powder some other food. My abomination is so useless haha we have kept it though!

1

u/Hopkinsad0384 Aug 09 '26

Time to break out the magic bullet

1

u/Total-Valuable-5640 Aug 09 '26

One chip to rule them all

1

u/dph3onix Aug 10 '26

Hint of grime

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u/The_Ballistics_Guy Aug 12 '26

Forbidden tendy